Officially Uncool.

not ur average martian

[neeek-deactivated20220906]

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

*yells kobe as I throw my life away*

[landed-aristocracy]

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Love My Way - Psychedelic Furs

[cosmicanatomy]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

[hellochrisphillips]

[mrmeganfox]

One of the stupidest things I ever did was chug more than half a bottle of Hennessy by myself the night before I went on 16 hour road trip.

[mrmeganfox]

It was the last night I was going to be in Florida with my friends.

I had more than half a bottle of Henny left and I didn’t have any room to take it back home so I did what any rational man would do and drank it all within the span of two hours.

When I woke up at 7 the next morning

[muted-desert]

You are a beautiful man

[voidswearing23]

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The Used - The Taste of Ink

[caramichele]

[cheese24k]

[hatelyn]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT

[favabean05]

[churchrat]

@nicki

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

Nicki 

[vygandonut]

IM LAUGHING JAYDEN SMITH IS JUST SITTING THERE DRINKING MILK

[vygandonut]

[mrmeganfox]

Jaden is on another level, acting like a Dave Chappelle caricature

[crayawn]

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[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

"skate or die" is a false ideology. we are born dead, and we skate to pretend to be alive

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

[truth-behind-the-smile-you-see]

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

stay in school y’all