Confounded Puddle

"Carving her place in the world. Proud to be the supervillain in a story full of heroes."

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

👏👏👏

[awesome-picz]

[chibird]

I will always have the most respect for people who choose to be kind.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Always Remember … - You are beautiful - You are worthy - You are important - You are special - You are unique - You are talented and - You are irreplaceable!

(via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[extramadness]

Ease your soul here

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books

[itsrainingmensheviks-deactivate]

I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine

[bookphile]

And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.

I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately. 

[writerly-blonde]

I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me

[berlynn-wohl]

I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.

[professorspork]

I used to date your twin, but I lost her.

[robotsandfrippary]

When you get old and worn out I’ll replace you with a digital copy that will never age.  

[vermofftiss]

I’ll occasionally take you off the shelf and open you up to inhale the sweet smell of your innards

[nicbutt]

I’ll occasionally loan you out to my friends

[slavetomyheadcanon]

This thread is everything I dreamed it would be.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell not stuff to show.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[quotemadness]

Poetry is an echo asking a shadow to dance.

Carl Sandburg (via quotemadness)

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[extramadness]

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[onlinecounsellingcollege]

All of us blossom when we feel loved and wither when we do not feel loved.

Gary Chapman (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[extramadness]

IG:ExtraMadness

[extramadness]

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[extramadness]

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[extramadness]

More quotes here

[kushandwisdom]

Respect people’s feelings. Even if it doesn’t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

- Unknown (via thelovenotebook)

[zodiacupdates-blog]

The "dorky best friend" Squad

Leo, Sagittarius, Virgo, Aries, Gemini