Circus is mine, the monkeys? Not quite.

We do not have the budget for an official account, so this has to suffice. You have the general to thank for that, by the way. (Taethil's HD2 sideblog)

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

Due to the annual celebrations of the "Valentines Day", The Taskforce Omega management has deemed it appropriate to waste the MVDMR's resources by making us design and print out "Democratic Valentines Cards". We do fucking tanks, but sure. Why not. I was told to remind you all to file your C-01's and that dates are not a "Good enough excuse for a drop in performance" -N.Malinowski

[mrmemefellow]

[cdu-who-tao]

...had to stop somewhere to eat between all those defense missions...

[omega-helldivers]

OOC // General Majora here, my Discord is currently behaving strangely due to an apparent breach of my account

Do not follow any links or respond to any direct messages from my discord until this post is updated.

[omega-helldivers]

OOC // UPDATE: ISSUE APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN RESOLVED

THE BREACH OF THE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN FIXED, THE GENERAL IS SAFE TO INTERACT WITH AGAIN

[omega-helldivers]

OOC // General Majora here, my Discord is currently behaving strangely due to an apparent breach of my account

Do not follow any links or respond to any direct messages from my discord until this post is updated.

[gehenna-checklist]

Shit man, this Super Earth war is fucked. I just saw a helldiver toss a shiny ball and say "500kg eagle bomb" or some shit, and every squid in fifty meters got crushed, had their tentacles explode and then disappeared. The SES crew didn't even commend them, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using EATs and throwing frag grenades. I think I just heard "380mm orbital barrage" two blocks over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[general-negligence]

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// SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND - TRANSCRIPT FILE #21850522 //

SPEAKER-1: There still hasn’t been a SITREP since your Task Force’s budget stabilized itself, General. The ongoing attack on Super Earth demands total cohesion and transparency between all of the galaxy’s leaders to ensure combat effectiveness. A Super 5-Star General such as yourself should surely understand that.

SPEAKER-2: I do understand that, sir. My sincerest apologies for the delay. The Illuminate presence seems to have interfered greatly with communications between the Omega Sector and Super Earth. I can assure you that I’ve sent my very best back to the Sol System to combat the threat, sir.

SPEAKER-1: You have also been on the front lines yourself, correct?

SPEAKER-2: Of course, sir. Whenever I’m not attending to High Command’s business, I’m strapping myself into a Hellpod. My life for Super Earth, always.

SPEAKER-1: Your reputation precedes you, General. Leading the galaxy’s elite earns you enough favor from the rest of High Command that we will give you some grace. Continue to combat the Illuminate threat for the time being, Omega Station will be inspected after the current crisis is resolved.

SPEAKER-2: Inspected, sir?

SPEAKER-1: Omega Station’s sheer distance from Super Earth has left it without much supervision or accountability. With the Galactic War growing as dire as it has, High Command is urging the importance of ensuring uniformity and obedience to the standard enforced on all Super Earth Space Stations.

SPEAKER-2: You’re saying High Command will be coming to inspect Omega Station to ensure that it’s running perfectly normally? Without any deviation from Super Earth protocol?

SPEAKER-1: Affirmative. It will be a priority after the Illuminate are purged.

SPEAKER-2: Understood. I can promise that Omega Station is shipshape, everything will be ready for inspection when the time comes.

SPEAKER-1: I trust you and respect your honesty, General. I haven’t any reason to believe that Omega Station is anything but a bastion of the values of Super Earth. Of course, if things were amiss, you’re aware of the course of action that High Command would be required to take?

SPEAKER-2: Of course, sir. I would lose my rank, title, and station. I would also give my life for the good of Managed Democracy.

SPEAKER-1: As would all others on Omega Station. The entire Task Force would need to face a court-martial.

SPEAKER-2: I understand. All is – and will remain – in order.

SPEAKER-1: I hope that is indeed true, General. For the sake of you, Task Force Omega, and all of the Federation. For Super Earth.

SPEAKER-2: For Super Earth.

// [END] SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND - TRANSCRIPT FILE #21850522 //

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[mvdmr-semiofficial]

So... Uh. Well, shit.

[omega-helldivers]

IF YOU AREN’T ON SUPER EARTH…

GET THERE

DEFEND DEMOCRACY

[safetycgreen]

Helldivers makes their world the smidge more horrifying with the realization that no one is in on it. Everyone, all the way to the top, is saturated with the coolaid. Whoever built this system is long gone and the fools they left running the circus have done so because that some accidental, secondary effect that their blind, cruel, vain actions perpetuate the system. There is a man behind the curtain who also waits for Oz.

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

Helldivers 2 Scope Visual Refence

[wageronancap]

For Super Earth!

credit to robinswords

[mxmade-up]

Watching the helldivers ARG is like watching monkeys try to type shakespeare

[toniopxl]

[astronomydaze]

[monster-in-tge-closet]

Maybe if I do a worse job than the previous two CDU directors I won't have to do it anymore

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

...you are aware that this is a public post, right?

[researchanddeeznutz]

Okay, my entire snake skin cowboy fit is walking around on its own. Time to get the steel chair, the ghosts are back!

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

Time to get your fucking brain checked, because im pretty sure ghosts aren't real

[researchanddeeznutz]

Come to my side of RnD, they are dancing.

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

I can see you just fine, but guess what.

I don't see any moving clothes

[researchanddeeznutz]

Okay, my entire snake skin cowboy fit is walking around on its own. Time to get the steel chair, the ghosts are back!

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

Time to get your fucking brain checked, because im pretty sure ghosts aren't real

[researchanddeeznutz]

Well shit, I guess it’s time to see if I can make squid skin cowboy boots.

[researchanddeeznutz]

Why are they dancing on their own?!

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

How much catnip did you snort this time?

[justanboringdude]

None, it’s just boring old crack

[mvdmr-semiofficial]

I will choose to ignore that statement.