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bob-belcher

unmemelievable

we have come full circle

catgirlnips

Sorry, what?

chulalachannel

butt-berry

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

treeguy129

ruinedchildhood

sodomymcscurvylegs

just-shower-thoughts

There’s nothing more satisfying than closing all the tabs you have opened after completing a research project

poethrotsvitha

Yeah OK sure I guess why not.

guibass

bard with max defence and stealth

adjustedoddsratio

hey guys, god is dead

sixthrock

you fool… that IS god

thatoneguyjonah

Wonder Woman Review

2/10 Not enough invisible jet

comingupforblair

It was there the whole time. You just didn’t see it because it was doing what it was supposed to do.

thatoneguyjonah

Well damn. Good point. 10/10

just-shower-thoughts

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

woaerp

So it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now. Cmon sport let's grill footballs.

drferox

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.

drferox

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.