how is any of this considered blogging

im maeve im an adult i like computers

[mvtrnx]

hi!!! i love computer, internet privacy, physical & digital security, linux, open source software, rf stuff like NFC & LoRa, and the 2007 Sony Pictures Animation movie Surf's up. hit my line 📲 if you fw any of these things

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[otterjpg]

OP of the most mediocre post youve seen this Tuesday, gleefully screenshotting a tag which says 'investing at 6 notes' and typing out a faux "no you can't DO this to me" in a reblog

[amazoogle]

nobodys gonna be allowed anywhere ever again

[amaplaka]

:･:･:･:･:.𓉞⋆⁺₊⋆⎝

[rhapsodyxvi]

man what the fuck ever

[rhapsodyxvi]

like i get it. i get that these are logical names that mean things. but you can't just say "i'm installing numpy" and not expect me to do a double take. poob has it for you

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[houndmother]

MAID who keeps offering you a sip of her cocktail

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[dogpuppy]

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[piratesexmachine420]

Starting a new social media platform called "chattr.ra" where I run chattr -R +a / on a spare computer in my possession and connect it to the internet with a passwordless sshd. I expect a 3 billion dollar IPO as soon as I can figure out how to trick ICANN into creating the ".ra" ccTLD.

[piratesexmachine420]

Alternatively I just have create a new country and/or coup an existing one, then get UN recognition. ez pz.

[mvtrnx]

cc tld? what country/region would .ra stand for?

[ouroborosorder]

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[mvtrnx]

sms verification is shit, simswapping is behind every other high profile account hack. this is easily solved by offering normal people 2fa, which is a second password (in a different place) that the computer uses in combination with the current time to create a Temporary One Time Password (TOTP). fuck mandatory 2fa

[dogpuppy]