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heyyy I like f1. Very bad at posting anything lowkey

[mwillyj4]

Landoscar living together headcanons

They move into Lando's because it's closer to their friends and bigger already.

They are both quite messy so they have to have another couple help them. My best bet would be Galex.

It becomes contained after a few months.

Lando cooks and Oscar does dishes. Lando complained about getting himself wet (I want to make a joke here but you can fill in the blanks) and Oscar being the thoughtful man he is just stopped letting him help.

Lando forgets to replace anything in the bathroom. Toilet paper, toothpaste, Oscar's shampoo he used the last of? All gone.

This gets solved by putting a notepad in the bathroom just labeled EMPTIES in all caps.

Oscar mixes up Lando's comfy clothes with his and Lando finds it so cute he doesn't complain

Black or white painted rooms. There would be no in between.

Lando is the one to interact with people who come to fix things because he has apparently 'the most charm'. Oscar just finds it funny that he tries to very badly flirt with the handymen.

Big couches. Big chairs. Lots of blankets.

That's all I've got right now but there are always more thoughts running around my brain.

[mwillyj4]

Lando is pan. Oscar leans very gay but questions if he might have lingering attraction to women.

Now here's why Lando is all about just loving life in general and I feel like that would translate into how he loves. Oscar definitely had at least a fanboy crush on Lando for years and that was the main focus. BUT he didn't get the experience that Lando had of trying to interact with the opposite sex in that way. Oscar is happy with Lando and their relationship though so it is very rarely a problem.

[mwillyj4]

Lando and Oscar definitely both made a joke about having their minifigures kiss. Full stop.

[mwillyj4]

Lowkey feel like Lando would be disproportionately scared to actually come forward and tell Oscar that he's a bottom. In a way where you know he's been told that it makes him less of a man/just generally submitted to the stigma of it all. Oscar on the other hand just genuinely doesn't like being the bottom but had no other say in what position he was in because of where he'd discovered the sexual part of himself. This is also why they have such an equal dynamic in my opinion because Oscar wants to make sure Lando never gets uncomfortable so he encourages him to speak up.

[mwillyj4]

How they figured out their aforementioned sleeping arrangements

"You could stay the night if you want. Nothing weird."

"Osca, I know it's not weird but I am quite particular about how I sleep."

"Lando it is like a twenty minutes walk to your house just stay."

"Sounds like you just want me to."

"Yeah. What if I do?"

"Then ask me for realsies."

"Lando Norris would you stay the night in my apartment so you don't freeze to death outside on the way back to your much boogier apartment?"

"If you insist."

………………

"Yes I need to sleep on this side, what if there's spiders in the crack by the wall?"

"You want me to get eaten by the spiders? Your precious precious boyfriend?" Oscar says iwth a hand to his chest in dramatic offense.

"You're from Aus they won't eat you. You're like too scary for them to do anything."

"We both know that makes no sense but fine. Goodnight Lan."

……………

Oscar wakes up to a hand on his face and a knee on his stomach.

"What the- Lando how do you sleep like this?"

Oscar pushes the limbs off his body and goes back to sleep.

……………

After about 4 more times of this it's around the time Oscar gets up normally so he just lays there staring at the ceiling.

[mwillyj4]

POV your girlfriend is in Europe but you physically can't not talk about a fic you're actively reading.

[urfavryanleonardtorturer]

Why are you putting me on blast on your Tumblr.

[mwillyj4]

Putting you on blast? Oh yeahhhh

[mwillyj4]

POV your girlfriend is in Europe but you physically can't not talk about a fic you're actively reading.

[mwillyj4]

Landoscar in the garage on a race weekend

Alternate which driver rooms they hang out in to not be suspicious. It very much is but no one tells them.

Lando is very hard to keep quiet, even in just a normal conversation so he periodically just has to put a pillow over his mouth.

Their trainers have gotten many a rude awakening to this dynamic. Including but not excluded to seeing a shirtless Oscar fall out of behind a panel and Lando giggling like a 7 year old under a couch whilst his feet stick out the other side.

After the fan stages where there's some form of physicalness they end up getting scolded for not fixing up properly. Basically they had a quickie in one of the bathrooms and didn't care about their clothes after.

Have to try their hardest to not say well Lando said… or Oscar said that he feels… during talks with the engineers the morning after a session

They have their own little debrief rant sessions every weekend.

Have rock paper scissors matches to decide who goes into conference rooms first.

Almost got caught multiple times by Zak and Andrea cuddling but have played a lot of them off as being angry at each other or falling.

McLaren has since implemented 'proximity training' back at the MTC for everybody.

They both love the other's helmet hair.

Massages. That's all.

Have convinced their trainers that having ice baths in the same room isn't weird at all.

[mwillyj4]

And if I had an idea that Lando bought Oscar a bee/wasp costume after he found out about the news and Oscar was clueless as to why the fuck his boyfriend gave it to him? Because we all know that Oscar can take a break from his phone but Lando definitely is on so many different Oscar update pages that he got about ten notifications in a minute? What then?

[loosergremlincore]

Manifesting

[mwillyj4]

More Landoscar headcanons sleeping/cuddling

Oscar gets the side closest to the wall because Lando is scared spiders will crawl down the wall onto the bed.

Spooning is not the preferred cuddle or sleep position

Lando goes starfish and Oscar is on his back.

Cuddles come in the form of just engulfing the other in a horizontal hug or laying one of their heads on the other's lap.

Lando NEEDS a glass of water on the bedside table to sleep.

Lando got Oscar a koala stuffy as a joke at a carnival or festival early in their relationship and it stays in the bed with them. (Lando ends up cuddling it most of the time but Oscar finds it cute)

Half of Lando's Polaroid wall is also him waking Oscar up and asking him gibberish then flashing him with the camera.

Oscar asks Lando to tuck him in sometimes. Lando gets absolutely overjoyed.

Oscar makes the bed and Lando offers to help but never actually gets up from the floor.

They have an agreement that if they have to sleep apart like for race weekends then there has to be a million I love yous and a call before bed.

Nose and forehead kisses are abundant.

Go to bed at different times but wake up at the same.

Oscar has told off Lando for late night Twitch streaming before because he almost walked on camera in just his draws.

[mwillyj4]

Little blurb about my very specific hc earlier

"No Lando come on. This only works if both of us pedal."

"But you're so good at it, and I have to steer so that's like hard too."

"Lando you are actively putting on your brakes. I would let us roll down the hill but you would squeal."

"Would not. I do not squeal."

Oscar takes his feet off the pedals and they slide back about a foot before Oscar stops them. Lando proceeds to lose it.

"Osca! Oh my god! You're trying to kill me!"

"See squealed."

[phoebe2self]

Yes my unserious kings 🤴🤴

[mwillyj4]

How I see Landoscar (secret relationship ver.)

Oscar as a soft top and Lando as a VERY vocal bottom.

Lando and Oscar know their way around. Oscar more tentatively though considering the fact he would've learned it in boarding school most likely.

Lando doesn't cut his nails on the off chance Oscar lets him scratch his back.

Lando has a Polaroid wall in his apartment of just embarressed Oscar.

This one is very specific but on one of those two people bicycles Oscar is in the back and Lando gets to steer. Lando also periodically stops pedaling up hills just to catch Oscar off guard.

Oscar loves playing with Lando's hair when they cuddle and Lando 'returns' the favor by rubbing his hair all over the place. (Totally not inspired by anyone 👀)

Oscar gets Lando a set of silk or satin sheets+a bonnet when he complains about how his hair gets messed up in his sleep.

[prokrastinartiya]

[jesterlavorrre]

thinking about rookie oscar watching lando bounce on his cock in reverse cowgirl for the first time ever in his driver’s room and coming way too quickly and only being able to say sorrysorrysorrysorry while lando is almost passing out from how turned on he is. um anyway. send post

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[deergirlslut]

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.