Lia Laiynne de Lioncourt

♍🌞♑🌝♋⬆️ MINORS DNF/DNI • est. 1996 • colorado 🏔️ cheetahs 🐆 chondrichthyes 🦈 camilla the cat 🐈‍⬛ chino moreno 🎤

[mxbequiet]

hi there!

TRANS RIGHTS

BLACK LIVES MATTER

FREE PALESTINE

🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿🍉

⚠️ please read ⚠️

(MINORS DNF/DNI)

if you know me irl, hahaha - NO. you don't. i've had this blog for over 15 yrs - i vet every follower to make sure they're not a p0rn / spam bot, underage, a bigot, or some gossipy bitch from my hometown. if you don't fall into any of those categories, I'll likely follow you back! and if you manage to slip thru the cracks, i will find out and block you immediately. 💅🏻

🖤 about me 🖤

formerly @ scrapingfetusoffawheel

Lia, she/her, 29 yrs old from CO. i have a cat named Camilla. aspiring mortician. or maybe marine biologist, i haven't decided yet. love for all things Chino Moreno (deftones, †††, team sleep). if i had to describe myself in 3 words, they'd be "girly", "goth", and "gremlin". ED & drug/alcohol recovery. suicide and sexual assault survivor. the hottest mess. if you want to know anything else, just ask!

i am including my amazon wishlist below because i am a *literal* starving artist 🥲 lol. cashapp and paypal, too. anything and everything is ALWAYS appreciated but NEVER expected! 🫶🏻 thanks for stopping by, ilysm!

cashapp: $lucy4ord

paypal: @lialazarus

All our love,

Lia and Camilla 🖤

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[mxbequiet]

dude I fucking can't deal with other peoples' passive aggression as a result of THEM misinterpreting my attitude anymore.

it is not my fucking problem that I told you for SEVERAL HOURS that I was tired and going to bed soon, and then turned off the TV at end END OF A SERIES (not episode - SERIES), and you got upset and thought I was "beating around the bush". I wasn't. I told you EXACTLY what was up.

I'm so fucking tired all the fucking time.

[stormypngz]

whale shark pngs!

f2u w/ no credit!!

[aquariumgraveleater1205]

Found my new favorite thing to see whale sharks do

:0

[mxbequiet]

god fucking damn it, i hate living with elderly people.

there is nothing more irritating than biting your fucking tongue when somebody is so very obviously, obnoxiously WRONG and still trying to convince you that YOU'RE the problem - and there's nothing you can do to change their mind or reason with them.

i have been doing my own laundry since i was 8 years old.

i know how to read instructions.

i have actually worked in the appliances department of a Lowe's before.

i know how washing machines work.

so, no - i didn't fucking break the washer by changing the setting from "normal" to "bedding" when i was washing my,..., BEDDING. ?....!!!..+!&+-

our bullshit hobbit house that runs on a septic tank and has hard, calcified fucking water !!!! is what broke the washing machine.

I DONT NEED HELP WITH MY FUCKING LAUNDRY!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK

[m00n-jellies]

I highly recommend this graphic novel to anyone interested in learning more about Jane Goodall.

[mxbequiet]

The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.

[sharkestsharks]

replying to asks after the last thing i reblogged and i found this fuck

look at this triangular fuck.

[victusinveritas]

Paintings of hammerhead sharks depicted in the "Oki National Products Illustration Notes". From Japan, Edo Period, 1735 CE

[Edit: 10/18: This art might be AI art according to some folks who have only found it referenced starting about a month ago in various social media posts (including this one). If I have unconsciously spread AI art around, I apologize. If it turns out this is a verified historical thing, neat. If people keep sending me anonymous messages calling me unpleasant names for posting AI art occasionally, I will continue to block them rather than reply.] Edit 2: 10/18:

here-be-no-space asked:

In case it helps with the shark/AI art stuff, it does appear legit:

Book's name in Japanese for further research from Japanese sources:

隠岐国産物絵図注書

Hat's off @here-be-no-space

[weepingwidar]

Konstantin Korobov (Russian, 1985) - Sharks (2023)

[nocturnal-stims]

Remoras are surprisingly agile swimmer on their own, but they prefer to hitch a ride. The suckerfish exhibits one of the most famous examples of mutualism in the animal kingdom, gently cleaning dead skin and parasites from larger marine species in exchange for protection and food scraps from their host's meals. Sometimes, they even attach to divers!

🐋 Streetartglobe on IG

[thedeepsharks]

🙂

[cruelfeline]

A few days ago, one of my colleagues saw a one year old kitty for sudden onset seizures. First thought was idiopathic epilepsy, but:

Turned out that someone in the family had brought lilies into the house and put them up high, thinking that the cat wouldn't get to them. Alas, even a lick of pollen from lilies causes fatal kidney damage in cats.

Said cat was not epileptic. Her kidneys were fried, so she lost her life at one year of age.

If you have cats in the house, that means no lilies, no matter how high up they are.

[magicman1972]

No lilies. Ever. Not even once. If someone gives you a bouquet with lilies, throw the lilies out before you ever bring those flowers into your house. Just breathing the pollen in the air can kill a cat.

If you have cats, please take this seriously. No lilies.

[i-am-a-fish]

If there was a button

and when you press it you lose one random bone in your body

then.

how many times

would you press it

[maybe-not-someone]

Do I gain anything or…?

[i-am-a-fish]

YES

You will Lose one

1

random bone in your body.

(per press)

I also made the button real! please enjoy

🦴bone☠️button🦴

[lizyarikus]

Ah yes. The ONE bone I was actively using at that exact second to push the button. A shame. Can't push button again.

[i-am-a-fish]

that is so funny oh my god

[azarovas]

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE (2018)

[emziess]

Victoria Pedretti as Nell Crain The Haunting of Hill House, The Bent-Neck Lady