MxScarredFacade

oh gods I'm back, definitely my worst idea yet • stabby queer bipoc who's very tired of the bullshit so don't test me • folks this an 18+ account, this means if you're a minor DO NOT follow me istfg • multifandom • problematic ships ahoy

[thetallulahhh]

Watching the other site eat itself from over here is definitely a mood, but I couldn't let this exchange disappear unpreserved

Consider it my social media migration credentials

[neil-gaiman]

wired or bluetooth headphones? i need to settle a debate with my friends

Wired for things where wired are better, bluetooth for when bluetooth are better.

[vonter-voman]

Lynda Carter in Sky High (2005)

[wendycrewson]

THIS WAS PRIME MILF BEHAVIOR

[reallyndacarter]

Hmmmmmmm

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[apodemus-sylvaticus]

Tumblr be like, we'll make this sucker learn self love, that will show him! Love this place.

[becauseofthebowties]

“What I had in my head was… I should have said ‘I love you too’ and hugged him.”

[becauseofthebowties]

You changed me, Dean. I love you 4.01 (September 18th, 2008) ➺ 15.18 (November 5th, 2020)

[vancityreynolds]

Oh hello, Tumblr

[mxscarredfacade]

I come back on here and the first thing I have to do is report and block a porn bot that followed me

[boyworstie]

[ NETFLIXNATURAL ] chuck is gone, but the carver edlund series lives forever….welcome to the SPNCU (supernatural cinematic universe).       

    ⋙ for @hellodean​‘s and @dadstiel​‘s #spnficwriterscelebration, congrats guys! ❤️

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[youre-only-gay-once]

Dean winchester after spending 1 week in heaven with his family: ok i’m taking the car and going back in time to change stuff, have fun being dead or whatever sam

[youre-only-gay-once]

Sneak peek at The Winchesters (2022)

[idiot-riker]

thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

[botticegli]

[trunksette]

what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

[dr3am-operator]

Alternative Kolinahr Spock design by Robert Fletcher for Star Trek: The Motion Picture

[modogoblin]

[midnightepiphany]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Fascinating bit of perspective in the notes, along with several commenters pointing out they had never seen one of these before coming to the US.

[ian-haywire-deactivated20211202]

Why the fuck are bread clips banned in Scotland

[thebonepirate]

bread crimes

[saturnsocoolioyep]

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

[bewareofdragon]

“Oh, he did not just…”

Yes, he did. 

[cardigarden]

Get the fuck outta here

[haliderants]

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

[lemon-badgeress]

CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT