You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive

A place where I just talk about whatever comes to mind. And occasionally plug fan fiction. He/him, she/her bisexual white person.

[smoky-moka]

Lil update for everyone who asked 🐱

Can’t wait to get back to posting✨

[dragongirlsweetie]

a lot of tgirl fantasies are like what if i got turned into a girl and it wasn't my fault so nobody could get mad at me. and everyone was nice to me too.

[dragongirlsweetie]

and what if i had scales and i was really cute.

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[cosmiccanid]

My best friend in the world got art done for the RWBY/DC crossover fic I've been working on and this is

The best birthday present ever tbh

[berry-camargo48]

[SPOILERS (I guess) for a big part of the story; it's very short]

Kay, so basically in this short story Peter's girlfriend and boyfriend go against Peter's ex (Venom). Venom controls both MJ and Johnny because he wants to understand what true love feels like (and what it means to truly love Peter)

Johnny/Venom confess their love for Peter

Peter thanks both MJ/Johnny for loving him so deeply and for Johnny's confession.

"I love you too".

"That was Venom", yeah nobody's believing you, Johnny. I think you forgot to come up with an excuse for your entire life lol. (Also, wearing Peter's animal crop top/tank top)

-> Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day (2026)

[berry-camargo48]

"Think Pete's all right? Our little recluse spider-" ... "OUR"

"OUR"

-> Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day (2026)

[austingunnenjoyer]

so are the dcf tops allowed to have sex with each other or does don limit them to frotting

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:

[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?

A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.

Q: Why did you need to be the victim?

A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]

From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites

[dragongirl-casca]

[three-semicolons]

Dick is so short I cannot 😭😭😭. I always forget but he is so damn small for a male superhero.

Look at him.

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing acrobat 😭 😭 😭

[three-semicolons]

Dick is so short I cannot 😭😭😭. I always forget but he is so damn small for a male superhero.

Look at him.

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing acrobat 😭 😭 😭

[three-semicolons]

Dick is so short I cannot 😭😭😭. I always forget but he is so damn small for a male superhero.

Look at him.

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing acrobat 😭 😭 😭

[nerdandjock-comic]

Nerd and Jock Ep 337

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[nerdandjock-comic]

Nerd and Jock Ep 337

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[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[pinkbuttercreame]

Credits to Victor Reynolds on Facebook