sexual tension sentence starters (part two)
as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”
“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”
“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”
“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”
“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”
“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”
“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”
“Is there any way I could repay you?”
“You have really pretty lips.”
“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”
“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”
“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”
“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”
“..why are you staring at me?”
“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”
“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”
“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”
“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”
“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”
“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”
“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”
“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”
