it's a moo point, it's like a cows opinion

Emily. i'm lonely and awkward and desperate for love!!

[hannahdc]

gold rush x rivals

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[thisbibliomaniac]

[argumate]

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

[argumate]

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

[empanadazul]

- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

- there’s a kraken

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[microwaveabl]

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

[snowy-icarus]

because have you seen the economy and society lately

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[metazanni]

I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.

[bodhrancomedy]

I think I’d be the greatest youngest Q in James Bond.

[jasperrwrites]

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

[incorrectjaneeyre]

mr rochester in full fortune-teller drag: hey single queen are you ready to find out everything about yourself????!!!

jane: uh…

mr rochester: mmm yes i see in you an avoidance to be anything but solitary and silly and scared

jane: i haven’t even said anything—

mr rochester: anyways what do you think of mr rochester? is he hot? is he sexy? don’t you think he’s SMOULDERING? and so passionate? and such a fun dude to talk to?

jane:

jane: sir, your robe is coming undone

[sheafalcon]

[tangleduniverses]

"May the Force be with you."

POV: Nothing just Star Wars aesthetics ✨🌌 Thank you George Lucas 🥺💕

[iminye]

Luke Skywalker ‐ Leia Organa ‐ Han Solo

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[eloiscbridgerton]

BONUS: Trinity letting Mel's hair down

THE PITT 2.15 – 9:00 P.M.

[cressidascowper]

THE PITT S02E15 "9:00 P.M."

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[thoracique]

The Pitt + the internet (3/?) — satire headlines