Give A Man A Mask & He Will Tell You The Truth

Blog where I put my fandom nonsense.

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More text posts I liked on Twitter

[theresatrianglereal]

I'M BILL CIPHER! I know LOTS OF THINGS! ASK ME ANYTHING! BUT THAT!

[apocalypsegay]

i don’t think he clicked through

[pppuri]

say his name three times!

[yorkinabox]

“I have something to show you. Something you won’t believe.” Photographer: York In A Box Cosplayer: Jason Mahn Taken at DragonCon 2016.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[stomachforcrows]

Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Young adult Pacifica! A working woman! I know she still looks small, but she's just a short queen. And she's got a fuller figure now (Greasy's has introduced her to the magic of Carbs ✨)

[oregonmaxxing]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY SOOS. I LOVE YOU SOOS. watch Blendin's Game

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Grabity balls x spunge bunge :)

[theplaguekid]

I will never get the idea behind the headcanon that Bill Cipher is a bottom

You're telling me that this cosmic being that takes enjoyment out of controlling others and thinks so highly of themselves that they think they have the right to shape the universe in their image is a bottom?

(Okay, I wanted to make it clear that if you headCanon bill as a bottom, then that is fine. This is just me venting out my personal frustrations about it)

Bill would rather die than let ANYONE take control of him in any situation, especially if it's a human. He views humans as beneath him, and he absolutely LOVES control.

I kind of get why other BillFord shippers think Ford is the top since Bill thinks of him more highly than any other human he's been with, but even though Bill respects him, Bill still thinks of him as a tool/pawn and takes enjoyment out of messing with or controlling him. Bill literally calls Ford a pet, A PET!!!

"Oh, but he showed signs of masochism." Yeah, but never when someone else inflicts it on him; whenever someone hurts him, he never laughs or takes enjoyment out of it. He only likes it whenever he inflicts it on himself, which proves my point that he doesn't like it when someone else is in control. And to me, he's both a sadist and a masochist, but he leans more toward sadism.

If you only headcanon Bill as a bottom because you are a monsterfucker, That's fine, but let's be realistic here. You would be the one that would end up looking like a raisin after Bill tossed you around like a rag doll.

If you want to give your reasons why you think Bill is a bottom, then go ahead. I most likely won't agree with them, but I'll still like to hear other people's perspectives on this very important subject.

[metazanni]

being on the receiving end of sex doesn't mean you are submissive. "bottom" does not mean "submissive", despite what people think about the receptive partner's personality (which is sexist btw. It's sexism 101 to think receiving makes you The Woman and that means you're submissive and THAT is why older queers get so mad about using "bottom" to mean simultaneously receptive AND submissive. Those are two different things and we worked damn hard to crowbar them apart!).

That said, I think it's more disappointing that people are trying to force Bill into boring tab A slot B sex at all. Be more creative! He's a goddamn shapeshifting interdimensional monster and the best you can come up with is basic phallic-appendage-in-orifice??? What a waste! Get weirder!! He's a damn triangle who has an eye that is also a mouth! Stop giving him normal orifices or shifting him into humanoid forms! Accept that you want a triangle to fuck a human being if that's what you're slashing together! Accept it! Get weirder NOW!

[chernozemm]

Love the soft, curious moments of them sharing about their own cultures, biology, etc. I do think Rocky would have a field day when Grace explains skin as a very sensitive and permeable organ with lots of stuff packed tight on the surface. Since goosebumps are very tactile, I thought Rocky would enjoy hearing those.

Also, bonus.

Because it is endlessly entertaining to me to consider how deep in the trenches Rocky is.

[buy-more-oranges]

I don't know what this is

[buy-more-oranges]

hes trying his best!!

[metazanni]

I know Ortiz compared Rocky to a golden retriever but that alien man is 1000% cat.

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[metazanni]

The Hanged Man in the Tarot advises that yes, the world you know is about to turn upside down--but if you look at the card, the hanging man is hanging by his foot, not his neck. His legs are bent, almost as they would be if he were dancing. So your world is turning upside down, but if you are willing to shift your perspective and change with it,

Well, you just might find you're not falling...

You're dancing.

What's up, danger?

[marmot-bee-person]

a phm sw crossover would be so funny bc phm is a very grounded sci-fi and star wars is only aesthetically sci-fi

[marmot-bee-person]

Grace is like yeah it takes 12 years to get her from earth but only four years for him and the Star Wars people are like ??? it takes like a day to cross the entire galaxy? tf is time dilation? relativity? never heard of her

[metazanni]

I am literally writing this with space clowns and a planet where reality operates on cartoon rules. Because sometimes fanfiction is hatemail to the author. And there is nothing I hate more vehemently than when someone takes physics too seriously.

[annabelle--cane]

I imagine rocky puts grace's amnesia problems down as a "probably normal for humans, they forget stuff all the time" thing for a while and it doesn't set in until maybe a year into the erid trip that, no, losing straight up All of your memories for several months is just about as concerning and unusual for a human as it would be for an eridian. and his immediate reaction is twofold: 1. "you. you were that brain-unhealthy for the entire time we were working together and you just. barely ever mentioned it? Why. Question." 2. [sudden recollection of every time he got short of temper and said something bitchy like "lazy human not know how own ship function" or "how grace forget location of basic controls question"] [curls up on the floor in embarrassment] "should have said something so I not spend two months making fun of brain injuryyy"