Everybody Trips Sometimes

Matt || 25 || UK Psych/Animal Behaviour Graduate. Mental Health Recovery Support worker.

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

hrnng, moth colonel, i’m sneaking around because the clap of my asscheeks keeps confusing the guards

[udonthreens]

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[anglelica]

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

[trannysaurus--rex]

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

[sappsorrow]

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

[shesnake]

Colette (2018) dir. Wash Westmoreland

[andremichaux]

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

[laughingfish]

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[buffysummers]

A Simple Favor (2018) dir. Paul Feig

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

[victorious]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunfortune]

I can’t take any criticism of female artists in indie/alternative/rock Seriously bc I’m always like…the 1975 are right there

[sunfortune]

not only did these fools get big off the Most incomprehensible music that didn’t even have the decency to, at the Very least, sound Good. they’re Still dropping terrible sounding music in 2018 with lyrics like “you make me hard but she makes me weak” like LSMLSJSKS??? Sir…you are a grown ass man. and somehow out of everyone They’re Not getting clowned to hell and back?? It doesnt add up

[sunfortune]

if y’all would oppress these famous indie dudes more we wouldn’t get shit like this

[california-stardom]

The lyric from “be my mistake” is actually referencing a story from the bible where a “sinful” woman came into Simons house and washed Jesus’ feet with her tears and dried them with her hair. The woman in the story was seen a prostitute in those times and the woman in the song is someone he cheated on his girlfriend with. He made the connection to the story based on his sexual interaction with the woman he cheated on his girlfriend with and nothing else. So while it may be “shit”, the lyrics are connected to something else.

[nzssa-deactivated20190420]

ok so HE cheated on his gf but somehow SHE’S the prostitute… got it, that’s 100% worse

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

literally who could ever hope to match magnetos level of iconicness…. pulling the iron out of a mans very BLOOD then making it into a fucking platform to stand on as he levitates his way across thin air while spinning more iron orbs around him for absoultely no reason…. the panache. the performance. the drama. could you get any gayer