Geek of the Round Table

[coelakanths]

happy birthday jason todd

[sleepy-bebby]

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

Harvey Dent a man with two halves that seek to subsume each other sitting across the table from Brucie Wayne a man whose two halves never ever touch is this anything

[three-semicolons]

So, I know there are plenty of iconic nicknames for Dick — particularly “the Boy Wonder” — during his time as Robin. All of those are great. Very cute. Very wholesome.

However, I think we need to bring back “devil-child with the laughing eyes”.

Is it a mouthful? Yes. Does it convey every single aspect of Dick’s character at that age? Immaculately so. He’s mischievous. He’s dangerous. But he’s silly and gleeful while doing it, and always laughing. Just… hopefully not at you.

(And, if he isn’t silly or gleeful, if he isn’t laughing… run.)

[goodman-grace]

Green lantern (2023) #30

I'm fucking pissing myself Hal's second job behind being a bum is being Bruce's number one ☝️ ragebaiter.

[whyamihereat4am]

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[sunshinemoon3341]

[romancemedia]

THE BAT FAMILY OF NEO-GOTHAM Bruce Wayne, Terry McGinnis and Ace the Bathound

[linusbenjamin]

Little Leia Organa and Obi-Wan Kenobi ✨ — Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) | 1.02 “Part II”

[dcmultiverse]

Robin and Discowing in Batman: Knightfall Part One: Knightfall

[crystal-knightt]

Jason: so i have to ask , why do the two of you taste drugs to determine what it is? like cant you wait until youre in a lab or something?

Tim: dick taught me how to distinguish between most drugs, blame him

Dick: ummmm blame Oliver , i saw him bragging about his methods being the fastest one day and the rest was history

Jason and Tim: huh 🤔

Dick: although, Alfred once told me that B also did that but stopped after a while, not efficient enough or something.

Jason: for the record, youre all stupid and i hope no one else in this absolutely cursed family tastes drugs to determine what they are

[arnitet]

Maybe this is the real reason why Roy started his problem with drug addiction.

[burins]

the Entire Point of the batman mythos to me is making something meaningful out of a random and pretty senseless act of violence, and then helping a bunch of other people do that too. every time a writer makes joe chill a time traveler or dick grayson have a magical tooth or gives jason todd the blood of the ancients and everything is just a massive conspiracy or whatever the fuck they're just completely missing the point, which is that painful things happen, for reasons we may never understand, and we have to contend with them.

that's the staying power of the fantasy! it's not actually being a billionaire who can beat up a million ninjas with his bare hands and has a really cool car. if you think that's the fantasy you got caught up in the trappings. it's that you could take the worst moment of your life and make meaning out of the howling empty void of grief by using it to help people!

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[merletka]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gallusrostromegalus]

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'