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ness // capricorn // a mess

[jehovahhthickness]

I really hope the universe brings me to the right people I need in my life this year.

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[softyyy]

*prays to Venus herself for clear skin*

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[nerdgul]

a lot of ‘man things’ are a lot easier than you think they are. especially considering the fact that most of these things when buying the parts come with directions on the packaging that men usually don’t even look at (and often end up doing it wrong because they were taught by fathers who also did not look at the packaging). 

like i recently had to change my car battery and freaked out cause i thought id electrocute myself but turns out new batteries come with directions and its the easiest shit in the world so long as you can lift the damn thing. 

so yeah, ladies dont ever feel like a man is a necessity for life, you can do this shit on your own its easier than you think!  

[systlin]

You can learn nearly anything from youtube; they have instructional videos for anything imaginable. 

I learned to spin and make baskets there, as well as put up drywall, mud and sand it, install windows, and roof. Am currently watching pottery and flint knapping tutorials. 

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

it’s no joke, YouTube is the self-education utopia libraries wanted way back when it was less feasible to have a big repository of video clip how-tos. however: always cross-examine like two sources to be sure you’re getting info that isn’t viral simply bc its funny how wrong it is. i fix literally everything i own using YouTube including fine electronics

[thecassafrasstree]

This book, ‘Stuff Every Woman Should Know’ by Alanna Kalb is also an excellent resource to have if for some reason you don’t have or can’t get internet. It’s small enough to fit in a purse or a large coat pocket, and contains step-by-step guides on everything from how to check your oil or change a tire, to how to make friends or flirt, to how to execute a few simple self defense techniques and even how to throw a football, and how to choose a wine. I’ve been carrying it around with me for a few years now and I love it !

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[arwwenn-blog]

reblogging this again because it fucking works

[phangirl-landphil]

I’m not taking any chances.

[justtheralife]

Relevant

[childspose--and--openroads]

Finalssss

[captainamericaa]

This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life

[targeryan]

A poem for Reiner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Christa likes Ymir, Not you.

[wily1983]

Ymir is dead.

[translationatttempts]

@ shitpost-no-kyojin

Roses are Red,

Ymir is dead,

Christa loves Reiner

Go away, Mouth breather.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[mitt-wrongney-blog]

GUYS IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING WHEN I SAY THIS POST WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. I APPLIED FOR AN EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE GERMAN EXCHANGE PROGRAM, AND GUESS WHAT? YA BITCH IS NOW GOING TO GERMANY FOR A YEAR FOR FREEEEEEEE <3 

[bobwrites]

IVE REBLOGGED BEFORE BUT PLEASE LET ME PASS ALL OF MY TESTS AND COMPLETE MY PROJECTS THANKS

[thetattedstoner]

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

[666chula]

This good karma needs to be passed

[southsideshortyy]

I hope you get that job you need

[hvchiko-blog]

I hope some money comes your way.

[dee-termined]

I hope that stress you have goes away

[swingset-love]

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

[thatonegaykidastrologer-blog]

I hope you feel loved and safe

[xpope]

I hope you find the healing that you seek

[gogoravenclaw]

I hope you forgive yourself for your past

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

I hope you find peace within yourself

[ginghampearlsnsweettea]

I hope your skin is clear and your hair is growing.

[brokebackbianca-deactivated2020]

I hope 2017 is your year

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[travelinfolkie-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

[st-pam]

[avvou]

How could you not repost this

[arse-thetic]

#justiceformuslims

[csidesuicide]

I love every single person who reblogged this

[achromatiq]

I don’t think people realize how much of an impact this kind of support can have, I don’t think everyone knows what these little things can mean to us.

It may just be me, I don’t know. But every single time I see this on my dash or on someone’s blog or anywhere else, I kind of just breathe a sigh of relief. That’s one more person who cares. That’s one more person who doesn’t hate me.

Because it means so much, especially when all the media is spewing out is that I’m a terrible person and no one wants people like me near them. It means so much because I’m tired of people who won’t sit next to me in class, or who choose to join the longer line at the grocery store because they don’t want to be beside me and my family. It means so much when I have to lift my head any time someone says the words Islam or Muslim because I’m scared that they’ll say something that’ll hurt, when I have to pay attention to the news because who knows what so and so is saying now, who knows which of my people are being attacked now, who knows what’s going to happen to me now.

It means so much because I’ve been given the idea that the world is against me. And a huge part of it may be, but at least I’ve been reminded that some of it, just a small group of people, acknowledges that I’m a person too. That people like me are just that, people.

Maybe it’s just me, I don’t know. But now you do, so thank you for believing that I’m human when so many people don’t.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[pesmenos]

why is there such a stigma against wearing pads? like why is it that people who wear tampons are seen as ‘strong’ and ‘cool’? y’all know that someone people can’t wear them bc it hurts them or that they just don’t like them? stop making it seem like people who wear pads are childish and weak compared to those who wear tampons 

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[little-opalbaby]

Note to self: Future stuffie names!

This is a list of stuffie names I really like that I want to use at some point in the future. I’ll probably add to this list as time goes on. Feel free to add your own names, or use these for your own stuffies if you see something you like!

Abigail

Abu

Adella

Ajax

Almond

Amber

Angel

Apricot

Ariel

Ash

Aurora

Baloo

Belle

Blaze

Bren

Brie

Bubbles

Butters

Candy

Captain

Caramel

Chai

Cheddar

Chef

Cherry

Cupcake

Dahlia

Dea (Daya, Daia)

Echo

Eira

Emerald

Esmeralda

Fairy

Felicia

Fettucine

Flower

Gumdrop

Honeydew

Hutch

Indigo

Ivy

Jade

Jasmine

Jellybean

Jet

Juniper

Kitkat

Kora

Liri

Luna

Marie

Marshmallow

Milo

Moon

Nico

Noodles

Oreo

Paisley

Pastel

Peaches

Pearl

Pepper

Pixie

Rain

Roscoe

Rose

Skylar

Sprinkles

Sterling

Stormy

Sugarplum

Tangles

Trixie

Tutti-fruity

Uma

Violet

Winter