𝐄𝐜𝐡𝐨

𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚢𝚞𝚞 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜. 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑!

[mxxnsight]

Noya: Why can't you see thinga from my perspective!?

Suga: *Sits down on the floor*

Noya: Listen here you little shit-

[mxxnsight]

Hinata: You know it's not the end of the world to feel...things

Kenma: I guess not but it's up there

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Oikawa: Koushi, you are the greatest husband ever. I wish I could marry you all over again

Suga, gasping loudly: Let's get divorced!

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Iwaizumi: Hey what time is it?

Oikawa: Bitch do I look like the weatherman to you?

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi: What

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Oikawa: Are you...blushing?

Iwaizumi: What, no

Oikawa: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Hajime to blush?

Iwaizumi: No... it's... its's the cold

Oikawa: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too"?

Iwaizumi "I can put tomatoes to shame" Hajime: *voice crack* N-No

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Hinata: Have you ever had a lover?

Kenma: Nope

Hinata: I- Wha- HOW!?

Kenma: Never asked, never got asked

Hinata, under his breath: But you're so beautiful

Kenma: What?

Hinata: What?!

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Oikawa, in the seijoh groupchat: Hello my darling friends guess who just got ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ stabbed ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩

Kindaichi: You got stabbed!?

Oikawa: Yeah the doctor said it was ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ almost fatal ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩

Iwaizumi: PICK UP MY CALLS?????

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Iwaizumi: I can't believe this! I'm at a loss for words!

*pause*

Oikawa: Despite being lost at words, Iwa yelled at me for 45 minutes

[mxxnsight]

Oikawa: Suga sometimes talks in his sleep, it's adorable.

Suga, asleep: Fight me... you motherfucker... square up... I think the fuck not

[mxxnsight]

Oikawa, jokingly: You aren't allowed to fall in love with me

Suga: Ha! Not a problem!

𝙰 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛

Suga: oH GOD THERE'S A PROBLEM-

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Oikawa: Where the fuck are my contacts?

Hinata: Babe, Natsu is here, maybe say it nicer.

Oikawa: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking contacts?

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Noya: Hey cutie, you single?

Suga: We've been dating for a year

[system-reset]

[mxxnsight]

Oikawa: Aw babe...you had a crush on me...? That's embarrassing

Iwaizumi: We're married

Oikawa: Still

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Kenma: Why does everyone assume we're dating?

Hinata: *hands around their waist, head on their shoulder* beats me

[mxxnsight]

Semi: I love sleepovers

Shirabu: This isn't a sleepover, you're in a hospital

Semi: Then why do I have this nightgown?

Shirabu: That's a hospital gown

Semi: Truth or dare?

Shirabu:

Semi:

Shirabu: Dare

[themultifandomnerd-deactivated2]

Haikyuu!! is literally the definition of ‘i didn’t mean to ship this’ because the amount of ships i accidentally started shipping because of going ‘okay lol what if’ is ridiculous

[mxxnsight]

Its become a problem at this point