My Hero, Measure Zero

Sean. 26. Mathematics, statistics, industrial engineering, and a hint of computer programming. I dig science and comedy. Aggie. Trying to figure myself out mathematically, socially, and physically. Slightly NSFW at times. I'm in a ska band now, I guess.

[greater-than-the-sword]

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

[charnel-grounds]

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

[kaijuno]

Futurama is an okay show but this stupid fucking joke gets me every time

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[softpastelqueer]

For reference, the federal minimum wage would have you earning roughly on average $1,256.66 a month

It’s recommended your rent only be 30% of your total budget, so with an average monthly rent of $1,827 that would mean your average renter’s monthly income should ideally be $6,090

That would be roughly $35.13 hourly or $73,080 annually

However, the average renter’s household income is only $42,500 annually or $20.43 hourly (as of 2019 according to the Census Bureau’s American Community Survey)

This means either rent prices are too unsustainably high and price gouging or wages are too unsustainably low and predatory

Or both

[mini-wrants]

(Hint: it’s both)

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Reminder, too, that the MAXIMUM payment disabled people on SSI can receive in 2023 is $914 for an individual.

The MAXIMUM two married SSI recipients receive, TOTAL, is $1371 for them both to try to survive on.

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[bitches-superstition]

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Kind."

[guidancerune]

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[bikwin5]

youtube poop hologram concert

[twocubes]

i dont like pythonnnnnn

[my-hero-measure-zero]

I only hate it for being zero-based.

[enki2]

[siickangel]

what’s the cheat code for stable mental health

[dominant-dominion]

Money

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I love boobs arrest me i dont caare

[pankendev]

[shahwolarchived-deactivated2021]

to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[mr-selfdestruct]

[my-hero-measure-zero]

So the pussy is in San Antonio.