if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
Reblog and you’ll find money soon!
Yes.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
seriously have nothing to lose
Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets
You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.
Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.
I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.
I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY
I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.
Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…
Reblobbed.
I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)
i am the single leading force in gender equality
when you thought you was good then that anxiety hit
when you finally get over that anxiety but then that depression hit
when they both hit you at the same time
Heart: *beats faster for no apparent reason*
Me: am I getting anxiety or am I dying
Who else is busy confronting hard truths
goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight
Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.
Walter White, Breaking Bad (via the-ocean-in-one-drop)
Relationships aren’t about possession, jealousy or lust… relationships are about inspiration and finding someone who helps you improve yourself.
Koi Fresco (via irdeadite)
“I’m not ignoring you intentionally I just have no motivation to respond the way that I feel you deserve” - a novel by me.
THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN
reblogging to fuck with someone else.
I thought my phone fucked up
I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN
What the fuck
Bruh STAAAHHPP
Shout out to the people with mediocre talents
The people who can carry a tune but don’t have a remarkable voice
The people who can draw more than stick figures but can’t develop their own style
The people who have a decent imagination but no idea how to write it all out (or vice versa)
The people who can play covers of songs but can’t write their own music
The people who can dance with choreography but not freely
The people who can do sports but never make the team
The people who are good- that just don’t feel good enough
mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight
tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?
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What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?
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