oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
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SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY
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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead
SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY
When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer
my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture
rb to change your fate
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Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…
Too bad this kind of snow isn’t around when Bascom Hill is coverd in the Flamingos
why did my mom end this text with a wink
Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu
Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter
i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this
i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?
my cat is rly mean to my sister so my family is having an intervention w my cat to ask her to stop swatting my sister
the intervention didnt work.
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HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!
I’m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!
my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles
let’s be real though, it deserves to die.
it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.
Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US
something horrible has happened to sonic…
the process of making funyuns is just punching sonic over and over
my cat keeps walking around the room screaming like bro i fed you, i let you outside, i let u back inside, i tried playing with you but you weren’t fucking interested in getting attention huh
so tell me
what the fuck do you want
he was too lazy to jump. he wanted me to lift him onto his chair.