It's my mockingjay.

[coletureconcept-deactivated2012]

What

[cauldron-bum]

I just realised something…

You guys remember Dr Drakken from Kim Possible?

He’s a villain

He was blue

And there’s Voldemort, who is also a villain

He’s also pretty much blue

And then there’s Ron, who has Rufus - some sort of rat (naked mole rat to be precise):

and there’s also Ron who has Scabbers - a rat:

And in both, the Ron gets with the girl:

Kim Possible is Harry Potter.

[itswaypastcarriesbedtime]

[teamhopeful]

{9/35 pictures → Carrie Hope Fletcher}

[piknman-blog]

Doctor Who has spoken. Obama will be elected.

[iceinherheart-kissonherlips]

[my-mockingjay-blog]

She imagines him imagining her. This is her salvation.

In spirit she walks the city, traces its labyrinths, its dingy mazes: each assignation, each rendezvous, each door and stair and bed. What he said, what she said, what they did, what they did then. Even the times they argued, fought, parted, agonized, rejoined. How they’d loved to cut themselves on each other, taste their own blood. We were ruinous together, she thinks. But how else can we live, these days, except in the midst of ruin?

Sometimes she wants to put a match to him, have done with him; finish with that endless, useless longing. At the very least, daily time and the entropy of her own body should take care of it—wear her threadbare, wear her out, erase that place in her brain. But no exorcism has been enough, nor has she tried very hard at it. Exorcism is not what she wants. She wants that terrified bliss, like falling out of an airplane by mistake. She wants his famished look. [‘The Blind Assassin’, Margaret Atwood]

[lurcio-deactivated20120627]

[hazelwatrs-deactivated20130419]

“Twirl for me.”

[astrologay-blog]

when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on 

so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something

[obscurelocalstranger]

[katieffitchhasmoved-blog]

[pishposhbagosh]

guess whos back

this time no one is safe

[pishposhbagosh]

if this reaches 10000 notes im going to be very cross

[normaslouise-blog]

[rachelsgreen]

[ninefourtwofive-deactivated2016]

FRIENDS - 10 of the funniest moments:

Phoebe finding out about Chandler and Monica. (5.14)

Rachel (wrongly) guessing what Chandler does for a living. (4.12)

Joey wearing all of Chandler’s clothes. (3.02)

Ross finding out his sandwich was thrown away. (5.09)

Secret spilling at Thanksgiving. (6.09)

Monica teaching Chandler about the seven erogenous zones. (4.11)

Ross getting spray tanned too many times. (10.03)

Ross, Chandler and Rachel moving Ross’ couch. (5.16)

Ross and Rachel singing ‘Baby Got Back’ to Emma. (9.07)

Ross playing the bagpipes, with Phoebe singing along. (7.15)

[loveatomb]

[thelilnan]

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

[khaaans-pecs]

gay people are delicious too

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

[stopgretta-deactivated20140520]

what the fuck just happened here

[melynskeys]

[shmegel]

does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap