Where ya gunna find me?

28 || Gay Transman || Human Pain Magnet || Trash Mammal || Need to chat? Want to be friends? Hit me up! ~Formally Radioactive-Lunatic and KillerBells~

[icantwritegood]

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

[icantwritegood]

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

[dogsuffrage]

this is our purpose

[everythingfox]

“A kitten sinking in memory foam is about the most adorable thing.”

(via)

[guerrillatech]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

This woman's past life reached through 3000 years to smack this dude

[study-revolution]

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

[pastelparrotlet]

*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*

[call-me-schmidt]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[oberynmartell]

[calysto1395]

[solarsyrup]

just learned that the guy who wrote that classic circus theme was apparently named juicy fuck??

[solarsyrup]

bet y’all doubted me huh

[coolxatu]

just want to shake op’s hand real quick for making me type the words “JUICY FUCK CIRCUS” into my search engine

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

[roach-works]

reblog for eight nights of Gains

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

[ace-of-clovers]

[headspace-hotel]

whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK

C- Does it have Creatures?

O- Does it Offend the church?

C-Is it Completely unhinged?

K- Does it Kick ass?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Not only is this good advice, it's a mnemonic I'll never fucking forget.

[scholarjack]

Animaniacs Opening Side-by-Side Comparison (1993 vs 2020)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Big suffering!

[squided]

The twelve months of 2020

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Fruit vanities

(Also made shirts of these designs here)

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Fruit vanities

(Also made shirts of these designs here)

[hitmewithcute]

Just saw this on r/unexpected and had to share

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

wait i just realized that my mom gave me new stuff for my keyring the day after she complained that i kept accidentally sneaking up on her because i don't realize how quiet i am. my mother belled me like a cat and i didn't even realize

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

everyone is so mean to me all the time