I Am Burdened With Glorious Purpose!

Proud Slytherin who was forever changed by the Wonder Woman movie.

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[gaymothdude-deactivated20230716]

This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[jedi-grandmaster]

Well now, hmmm. I don’t like that

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[queenrojpag]

[astrophysical-bean]

I just can’t get over the fact that Sister Kettle and Sister Apple have such amazing sex that, when Nona overhears them fucking, she wonders if she’s been doing sex wrong because she’s never sounded like they do. Like. Mark Lawrence really took the time out of they very important plot of Holy Sister just to confirm in canon that These Nuns Sure Do Fuck. 

[mxnrique]

hemsworth? evans? pine? pratt? um i think we all know who the superior chris is.

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

christine baranski

[captainkirkk]

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

[cinthi-lante]

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

[chucktaylorupset]

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

[kamen-rider-zed]

Earth King: Tell me about your first visit to Ba Sing Se.

Zuko:

[milkteabebe]

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

[championsaremade]

This hit me too hard

[anxietyproblem]

[butchniqabi]

i hate that the common trope with vampire romance is an old ass immortal man falling for a teenager, like find yourself a milf like the rest of us bro

[punkjabi]

[onlyhuman]

[emovhs]

when my friends ask me for advice:

[figuerockfaeth]

the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:

the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess 

[corporationkills]

on all levels , including physical , i am this