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✩⃛ೄ he/him | bnha + genshin - ,, itto pls let me suck your balls [requests open]

[myballsyourballs]

## RULES + WELCOME

i currently write for genshin impact and bnha.

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i don't do

- pedophilia

- rape (dub-con is sometimes allowed)

- suicide or self harm (unless it is only implied or not explicit at all)

i do

- smut

- fluff

- au's

- angst

- m, gn, or f reader.

- hcs, drabbles, one shots, imagines, etc.

i write for pretty much any character. have fun!

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how many reqs do you have?

like 8 bajillion

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sorry guys i deleted the childe smut i hated it too much😔

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guys i am in love with all of you i would kill for you

idk what

don’t people like do something special when they reach 1k followers

uuhhhhhh

idk i’ll start writing for another fandom??? what’s another popular fandom

errr

send in some requests for that and i’ll give you a big smooch

thank you all so much i literally don’t even know more than 30 people in real life and there’s 1000 of you???😰

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HOLY SHIT I REACHED 1K

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alright. so. here’s the thing. all anybody ever talks about regarding thoma is “malewife” this, “submissive” that.

it’s such a shame because thoma is perfect for lovemaking/intimacy fics and nobody takes advantage of that — like,, where’s my “holds-your-hand-and-whispers-praises-into-your-ear-as-he-fucks-you-nice-and-slow” thoma content at???

TLDR; can i get some soft dom thoma hcs?? can be sfw and nsfw, or just nsfw… up to you :)

soft dom thoma

thoma x male! sub! reader

genre: nsfw hcs

notes: THIS IS SO VALID and sorry this is so late and so short i have requests that are like a year old that i’ve gotta do😭

also also i really suck at headcanons i’m sorry if this isn’t to your liking💔

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nsfw under the cut !

his hands are always all over you

touching your hips, face, neck, arms, legs, doesn’t matter. nothing rough, just gentle caresses — he wants you to know that he appreciates you

one of his favourite things to do is definitely holding hands. it grounds him, in a way. reminds him that you’re all his and he’s all yours.

he wants to make you feel like the most important person in the world

(he always succeeds)

one of his other favourite things to do is rub gentle circles with his thumb into your hipbone

oddly specific but he’d definitely do that

he just likes to have his hands on your hips tbh

he’s super attentive — knows exactly what you need and when you need it, in all aspects of life

what makes thoma the happiest is providing for you

so

praise. he will literally worship you, because why wouldn’t he?? he will constantly praise you: whispering in your ear and kissing your forehead and cheeks, constantly reminding you of how incredible you are, how perfect, how good you feel, etc.

he has no shame in letting you know how good he’s feeling

he’s usually focused on how deep he is inside you rather than his speed

so his thrusts are slow and steady, like he’s savouring every single moment

doesn’t like when he can’t see your face

most of the time he’ll put his forehead against yours or lean down so he can whisper sweet nothings in your ear

mutual masturbation or just watching you doesn’t really work for him — he wants to be able to satisfy you as much as he possibly can. plus he doesn’t like not being able to cradle you in his arms

his aftercare is always immaculate

he gets you a hot towel, gives you a massage if you need it, and then gently strokes your hair until you fall asleep

[myballsyourballs]

i have been doing my chemistry assignment since 8pm yesterday.

it is now 6am.

i need to piss

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OKAY IVE BEEN IMAGINING A HAWKS X BAKUGOUS OLDER BROTHER READER?? okay but here me out bro, reader has been dating hawks for a while now, occasional family dinners at readers house with his parents, not brother, due to the fact that he’s training.

reader never brought up the fact that his younger brother goes to ua, and hawks never said anything about teaching 1a gym time-to-time, one day, reader goes to pick up katsuki early from school, and he realizes hawks is teaching, basically how everyone would react to one, finding out bakugou has a brother, and two he’s dating hawks??

(ps, hawks knew of readers last name, but never thought anything of it,)

big bro

keigo takami x male! older bakugou brother! reader

genre: fluff and slight crack oneshot (1,300ish words)

notes: i’m not a massive fan of how i wrote this (i don’t think it’s very good) but it’s been sitting in my drafts for months so here you go

synopsis: reader is katsuki's older brother who is dating hawks -- katsuki doesn't know reader is dating hawks, and hawks doesn't know katsuki is reader's brother. it stays that way until reader has to pick up katsuki from school early while hawks is teaching.

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Principal Nezu is shorter than you expect.

You expected him to be a man-sized rat, not a rat-sized man; though you suppose that isn’t an apt description either, given that he’s at least 2 feet tall and most rats aren’t 2 feet tall.

Regardless, he's still pretty intimidating when you run into him in the hall and he starts to ask you what you're doing.

"I'm looking for Bakugou Katsuki -- uh, my little brother. My parents wanted me to pick him up early since we're leaving today to go on a trip." Nezu seriously makes you nervous.

“Bakugou Katsuki is in Hero Training as of right now. You’ll be able to find him in the gym!” He smiles at you, teeth surprisingly white for a rodent. “Make sure to alert his teacher before you leave,” Nezu continues, an unnerving glint in his abyss-like eyes. You decide not to ask why he knows Katsuki’s timetable by heart.

“Sure. Thanks, Principal Nezu,” you smile, offering him a handshake kindly.

“Anytime, Bakugou-san.”

As you step into the gym, the first thing you notice is the smell of sweat. That, and the temperature. Despite the amount of heat emanating from the fire quirks of a select few and the body heat of everyone in the gym, it’s — surprisingly — rather cool. UA's unflinching ability to invest copious amounts of money into air conditioning was impressive. Your eyes trail across the sweeping ceilings and expensive equipment, whistling lowly. I should come here more often.

1-A looks to be split into pairs — sparring, maybe? — each student difficult to view clearly under the thin blanket of steam and smoke that surrounds them. Katsuki, however, is easy to spot among them. His explosions light up the room, the sound of the loud booms only rivalled by his rage-fuelled yelling. You watch, amused. Glad he’s… letting that out.

As much as you didn’t want to interrupt class (the idea of 20 different teenagers having their undivided attention on you was a terrifying thought), the teacher was nowhere in sight and you were running out of time. “Katsuki!” you call, waving at the angry red glare that lands on you. The boy, in response, rolls his eyes snidely and stays rooted on the spot.

You sigh. Little brothers are so goddamn annoying. “Let’s go, dude,” you urge, emphasising your words with a vague ‘hurry up’ gesture. He scowls, but obliges nonetheless, walking slowly over with his hands shoved into his pockets. Once he's in front of you, he stops.

“My teacher isn’t here. I can’t leave yet.”

“Isn’t it their job to, you know, teach? Where the fuck did they go?” You furrow your brows.

“Fuck if I know,” Katsuki responds, matching your curses with equal indifference. “He went with Deku to go and get something.”

“Izuku’s here?”

“Why wouldn’t he be, dumbass? He’s in my class.”

And that’s when you notice the rest of 1-A. 18 pairs of eyes stare at you in utter shock and confusion, burning with questions. Your body stills, awkward under their gazes.

“Is that… your brother?” a red-haired boy with sharp teeth asks, looking between you and Katsuki slowly.

“Yeah,” Katsuki replies nonchalantly.

You take in the other boy's appearance: the insane amount of gel in his weirdly-styled hair, pointed teeth and the fact that he was sparring with Katsuki. Close friend, bad hair?

“You must be Shitty Hair.” you say, prompting half of the class to erupt into giggles. Vaguely, you recall his name is Kirishima, but Katsuki says it so rarely that you barely even associate it with him. ‘Shitty Hair’ blushes at the attention, nodding bashfully with an awkward smile. He rubs the nape of his neck, glancing once again between Katsuki and you.

“I can see how you’re related,” he laughs uncertainly.

“I can see who got the good genes,” a pink-haired girl with horns calls, “clearly not Bakugou.”

“YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGA—”

The doors slam open. You first see Izuku, who pauses at the commotion, and behind him you see… your boyfriend? What the fuck?

“Keigo?”

“[Y/N]?”

“[Y/N]-nii?” Izuku adds.

“Nii?” someone whispers in confusion.

“Hey, Izuku,” you respond weakly.

Silence falls. You take a moment to appreciate Keigo in his hero costume before the dots connect and you turn to Katsuki accusingly.

“He’s your teacher!?”

“He’s your brother!?” Keigo counters.

You turn to your boyfriend. “I told you I have a brother. You know my last name. You’ve literally met my mother and she’s the carbon-copy of Katsuki. Keigo, what even?”

“Er, well, in hindsight, maybe you’re right— but... you’re so nice,” he says, disbelief evident in his wide eyes and confused brows. “And he’s so… not—”

“The fuck did you just say—!?”

“Young man, I will give you a detention if you swear at me again,” Keigo says sternly, schooling his face into something unnaturally serious and crossing his toned arms over his chest. You can see the humour dancing his eyes, prompting you to chuckle quietly.

Katsuki rolls his eyes. “Yes, Hawks-sensei,” he mutters, face contorted into a scowl. He angrily taps his shoe on the ground.

“Stop being a shit,” you chide, grabbing Katsuki by the shoulder roughly and rubbing your knuckles into his skull. The rest of 1-A watches on in absolute disbelief. (Except Izuku. He’s used to this.)

Katsuki groans exasperatedly, “You stop being a shit.”

“Hey!” Hawks gasps dramatically, “don’t call my boyfriend a shit!”

Silence.

You rub a hand over your temple in an attempt to ease your oncoming headache.

“YOUR FUCKING WHAT?!”

“Katsuki—”

The rest of 1-A is left in shock. (Including Izuku, this time). Some start yelling, some look like they’ve turned to stone, the usual. You’re too busy trying to hold back your feral little brother from attacking Keigo — you know he won’t actually, you’re just hoping Keigo knows that too.

“Wait, you’re gay?” A boy who you can recall as Kaminari splutters. Your face crinkles into confusion, nose scrunching like you’ve smelt a bad odour. You can see why Katsuki calls him Dunce Face.

“It runs in the family,” you say, with a pointed look to Katsuki.

His exhaustion must’ve caught up to him since he only offers a middle finger in response. Kaminari bursts into startled and slightly scared laughter.

A warm arm makes its way around your waist and it takes an embarrassing amount of effort for you to suppress a smile. You don’t even have to look at Keigo to know that he’s grinning.

Neither of you are big fans of PDA, but the urge to hug him right now is particularly strong; especially since he’s right there, but there’s also 20 kids right there which sucks and you have to go—

Right. You and Katsuki need to go. That was the point of this whole ordeal.

“Keigo,” you murmur, quiet enough for only him to hear. The rest of the class has ignored the two of you in favour of chatting amongst themselves or questioning Katsuki. Keigo hums, meeting your eyes. He smiles, his golden irises pooling with affection and his arm squeezing gently around your waist, seemingly in a trance. You chuckle, “I need to go.”

He startles. “Right! Right,” he says, clearing his throat. You pretend not to notice the faint tinge of red high on his cheekbones.

“Okay, 1-A. I’m gonna go sort this out quickly,” Keigo says to the class, his voice raised slightly in order to drown out the talking. “So please continue sparring — without quirks — until I’m back. I won’t be long.”

The class answers an affirmative, and then the two of you (plus Katsuki) are out the door. You turn to face Keigo, placing a quick peck on his lips. “I thought I just needed to tell you Katsuki was leaving and then you’d sort it?”

“That’s true… but I missed you,” Keigo sighs wearily, acting like he hadn’t seen you in years. (You spent the night with him literally yesterday.)

“Stop before I tear my fucking eyes out,” Katsuki interrupts. Keigo lifts his head to glare unhappily at him.

“Piss off, Katsuki,” you grumble, placing a slightly longer kiss on Keigo’s lips. You pull away at the realisation that you’re probably late, which means you’ll probably have to face the wrath of Mitsuki Bakugo. “I should— we should go. I’ve stayed way longer than I needed to.”

“Thank fuck,” Katsuki grumbles, occupying himself with his phone. Teenagers.

Keigo groans dejectedly but lets you go nonetheless. He watches you walk away, waving. “Bye, honeybear!”

“Don’t call me that!”

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Does the GOAT reply ? Because I have questions !!! hihi ( hello ! )

hello hello!

yes i do reply

ask away!!!

(thank you for calling me the GOAT even though i post once in a millennia)

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How much truth is there to the sun rising out of Garfield's vagina.

And no, I'm not asking anonymously.

100% truth

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hi.

I accidentally ate 2 raging homosexuals,

but hi.

WHAT

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wsg bestie

can I call you bestie?

i call everyone bestie

basta bestie how are you? I hope you’re aight

keep trucking :))) good luck with exams and stuff

AND ALSO THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

✨

THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS YOU’RE SO NICE

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How are you?

not great but i’m surviving😎

never back down never what

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Omg are u alive!?!! Omg I’m so happy hi!!! I’m sorry if that seems kinda weird but I found ur fics a bit ago and I was so sad bcuz I thought I found another blog that does male reader but isn’t active anymore but again hi!!!

HELLO HELLO

yes i’m alive i’m sorry

i’ve got exams rn so i’ve been suuuuper slack but i swear i’ll churn out some fics in a second

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hey Idk if you use google docs but I just saw this is happening and am sending this message to as many authors as I can:

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VERY short summary: Google is fucking around with AI for drive and docs. Run before it's too late.

thank god i don’t use docs but thank you for the warning🫡

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hey for whoever just requested “prom with the boys” which boys bro😭 i write for two diff fandoms😭😭

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guys i’m trying to write the fic where we suck itto’s balls (i know, finally) but i can’t take the word balls seriously please help

are there any synonyms for balls other than testicles

this is so bad i’m going to cry