because i say so

a wicked biased blog about celebrity news, politics, and anything else i feel like writing about. warning: read at your own discretion.

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Google Music

google has officially launched its music service yesterday!

its actually a lot like itunes but has some cool benefits that itunes doesnt.

first, you can share your music with your google+ friends. once you download it you can stream it to a friend and they can listen to the full song once for free! and who doesnt love free stuff?

second, they offer free songs everyday! i like "free" and "everday"!

third, they have a deal with the following major record labels, so you know you can find most of your favorite songs. Universal Music Group, Sony Music Entertainment and EMI

fourth, and probably the most coolest, google music allows artist to self release their own music. any artist can upload their own music AND set their own prices!

the only unfortunate thing is that they have not yet reached a deal with the Warner Music Group. so if you go on looking for such artist as Linkin Park, TI, Aerosmith (complete list here) you wont find them.. yet.

so i encourage everyone to check it out! it seem really cool and i'm hoping it is! i also just want it to work good with my iphone.

click here to see it for yourself

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JB Paternity Suit Dropped

yesterday, Mariah Yeater lawyer confirmed that she had dropped the paternity siut against JB. they still are pursing to get a DNA test and child suport if the test is positive but are now trying to settle this case out of court.

basically, if they do keep this out of court and do get the paternity results, we probably wont the results or settlements.

in some other news, some of mariahs texts were leaked on the internet and prove that JB is not that daddy. mariah had texed her friend:

"ERASE ALL MESSAGES from my mom where she says Tristyn is [ex-boyfriend] Robbies Son."

apparently this is enough evidence to prove that JB is innocent (which if you have read my privous story about this, i believe he is innocent, but i would love to see him be guilty.) although i do not this this is hardcore evidence because if mariah really doesnt know who the daddy is, then of course that mom is going to suggest that its on of her ex boyfriends.

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PETA attack on Mario

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) are on a rampage against Nintendo's Mario for his Tanooki suit.

Tanooki may be just a "suit" in Mario games, but in real life, tanuki are raccoon dogs who are skinned alive for their fur. By wearing Tanooki, Mario is sending the message that it's OK to wear fur. 

WARNING: this is my bias opinion which my or may not conflict with your ideals. read at your own digression. 

PETA has gone way too far. Mario is a cartoon that has been around for decades and his tanooki suit isnt anything new. 

Mario did not kill any animals. 

and i do not in any way believe that the makers of Mario were like "hey lets subliminally get kids too kill and wear animals by putting Mario in a furry suit" nor is any kid thinking "hey Marios wearing a fur suit, lets go kill animals" 

its a cartoon, a game, its not conveying ideas that its ok to wear fur. 

PETA is wasting their time one this. they have an entire section of their website dedicated to this "cause" (click here to see) go back to belittling celebrities for wearing fur and leather. leave mario alone! 

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WTF?!

i have been away for a few days and was very displeased when i logged on to see (or not see) that all my post have be blocked off and this "stop the law that will censor the internet" bar at the top of my page. 

first of all, i am not and will not give my phone number and home address to this random tumblr account. secondly, if youre trying to get me to sign it by essentially blocking my posts, i just wont continue to use tumblr. (sorry everyone)

if people really think that the internet is going to be censored, they're dumb. there is no way in hell that its even possible. and even if "congress" does try to make it censored, people will find ways around it. 

but its not going to happen! this is more of a spam cause i have never heard of this until i logged on to tumblr today. and i spend hours on the internet every day so i would know. 

just going off the names of the to bills that are supposedly being presented, "protect IP act" and "stop online piracy act," i would say these are beneficial to everyone. IP addresses are used to track down your computers and if their are laws to protect your IP address than your stalkers will have a harder time finding you. likewise, the s.o.p.a. woiuld prevent people from pirating your computer (arrgggg).

either way, i think the internet needs a little censorship. it disgusts me to think anyone can go on google, search for 'boobs' and get endless pictures of nude women to please themselves too - for free. (this also includes the tumblr accounts that make pornography gifs and pictures) not to mention boys that are in grade school who wonder what a naked women looks like. would you want that kind of access for your 7 year old son/brother/cousin? im not say get rid of all porn, cause that would be like 90% of the internet, i just think they should keep it where you have to pay for it. 

so if this thing doesnt clear up soon, good bye everyone. it was fun. 

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Movie Spoiler: Immortals

im just gonna come right out and say that this movie was amazing! 

it was in 3D and it was done fabulously. the graphics were crazy good. i was in awe over every aspect of the movie. i cant even spoil anything about the movie cause i want everyone to go see it! 

immortals is about this moral theseus (played by henry cavill who is SO sexy) who was chosen by the god Zeus to fight against King Hyperion who wishes to destroy humankind. theseus is a peasant who was trained by this a "old man" to be a great fighter and proves himself by leading the fight against hyperions army (its also about revenge). the gods in the movie are beautiful! the costumes are so unique. and i want to go see this movie again

the fighting in this movie is amazing. the choreography is mind blowingly good. 

i don't even want to say anything more cause it was just so awesome. 

one of my favorite things about this movie is that the actors aren't (or at least they aren't to me) big time actors. the only actor i have heard of before this movie was mickey rourke and he is absolutely amazing in the movie. 

so naturally, since this movie was amazing in my eyes, it gets 5 stars! 

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Movie Spoiler: Harold & Kumar

i'm not a very big movie goer or movie critic. i like what i like and hate what i hate. its as simple as that. as you know, a very harold & kumar 3D christmas came out this past week and my boyfriend and a couple friends decided to go see it. 

first off, i would NOT go see this movie on my own. i've seen at least one of the first two and its just not the kind of movie i would go see. 

the movie starts out with a mall santa asking kids what they want for christmas then kumar (i think)comes running into the scene and sits on santas lap and says all this stuff that i think is code for weed (he says he wants the wu tang chan to get back together) and then they meet in the parking lot and santa sells him pot and they smoke it. 

anyways, the movie starts out with harold being a big hearted big shot who works at some big business firm in NYC and theres some guy who kisses his ass. he carpools to work with his straightedge friend and some protesters pee and egg on his car. harold gets home to his beautiful spanish wife who is basically like 'have sex with me right now before my family gets here' and they start to have sex on the stairs and the door bell rings. she runs upstairs and he answers the door and you see this hard looking typical spanish criminal like guy, her dad. hes a hard ass and criticizes his tree. blah blah blah, wife comes down stairs and is a typical daddys girl and then says 'and you brought the whole family' and the door opens and theyre like 20 of her brothers sister aunts uncles ect ect. and harold all worried about having enough room and this party hes gonna have while the wife is like 'invite kumar' 

at some point they flash over to kumar and hes a dead beat living in a crap apartment and all he does is smoke pot. he has a friend walk in whos like 'this virgin wants me to deflower her at this party' and he convinces kumar to go with him. eventually this girl walks in and is like 'im pregnant' i think he name is venessa or something (i'm really bad at names) and shes looking for support from kumar and hes bakes so he cant and she walks out. 

long story short, kumar finds this present outside his apartment that is for harold and he brings it to harolds house and harold is like 'oh come in' and he does and the present turned out to be a giant joint then kumar tries to smoke it and ends up setting harolds scary spanish father in laws tree on fire and then breaks the window so harold kicks him out. harold has to replace this tree and kumar tries to say sorry by trying to replace the tree and then kumar ends up buying the tree harold reserved and that tree ends up blowing up in a car accident. so kumar and his friend get harold and his friend to drive them to his party where hes gonna deflower that girl cause kumars friend said they could have the tree that was at the party. they go there and the girls dad turns out to be a mobster and he doesnt end up having sex with her so she tried to rape harold and then the dad walks in and thinks harold and kumar were raping her and they almost get shot. meanwhile the friends of harold and kumar get stuck in a closet and one of the friends has a baby and she ends up getting addicted to cocain. as harold and kumar get out of the mobsters party they inadvertently get high off cocain and become 'clay mated' and the movies in claymation for like the next 5 mins.  

some other stuff happens ... 

these a random pointless scene with topless nuns and theres neil patrick harris who is having some kind of broadway show who also explains how hes still alive and apparently in heaven he tried to steal jesus whores (who were topless, naturally), harolds dick gets stuck to a pole. blah blah blah. 

the movie ends with harold shooting santa accidently, kumar fixes santa and santa is like 'i gave you wour present, being you two back together' and harold stands up to his scary father in law, kumar tried to make things right with his baby mama and harold find out his wife is pregnant. 

the end. 

this is what i have to say about this movie! 

it was basically what i expected. yet, i was very satisfied when there weren't as many naked women as i thought would be.

i, personally, hate most movies cause their will always be a pointless scene of a woman either topless, naked, or in skimpy lingerie. i cannot stand that, it makes me sick, the exploitation of women in movies is disgusting. i feel like the girls get a proposition like this 'yeah you can be in the movie but your gonna have to get naked.' and the fact that girls are willing to do that also makes me very upset. its like they have no respect for themselves. and don't come at me like 'it makes women feel more powerful and comfortable with their body' cause thats not true, they want you naked so they can make you a sex object and thats it. its not 'tasteful,' it pornography. yeah, you get paid good money for it, but how can showing yourself to millions of people make you feel good about yourself? 

overall, considering the movie was not as bad as i expected. i will give a very harold & kumar 3D christmas a 2 start rating. 

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JB on Muray?

with the paternity test scheduled to be taken in 2 weeks, maury povich is pursuing JB to share the results on his talk show.

maurys claims that, since his DNA episodes are such a hit, everyone would have to believe him when he says "justin, you are (not) the father!"

JB is still denying his encounter with Yeater ever took place. obviously.

i have not seen any confirmation on whether or not JB will appear on maury, but my guess is he wont. JB is too 'high class' to be on a notoriously known show. as you should know from a previous post i did about the JB daddy scandal, i am not a JB fan and would get a kick out of it if JB was the father. although, i believe deep down that JB is innocent cause, come on, what 16 year old celebrity would have random sex in a backstage bathroom, especially with that wack job. plus, the baby doesnt look like him.

on another note: apparently while JB was in London, he spent time in a gay bar and talk about how he one day hopes to have children. i dont know if this is his way of coming out of the closet or giving a hint that he is the father!

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'personhood' amendment: right winged

(my first political post)

i feel i must start this out completely unbiased. 

if you were to google "personhood amendment" right now, you would see a lot of news stories about mississippians voting to not pass this bill. this 'personhood' amendement declares that life begins at the moment of fertilization, and passing of this bill would abolish abortions. 

i heard about this from a video my friend had posted (click here to see the video) 

opponents say this bill would make the morning after pill and intrauterin devices illegal. also, invetro fertilization would likely become unavailable due to the chance of embryos not surviving. 

in a state that already has strict abortion laws, opponents felt that religious beliefs are being pushed on them. 

now for my wicked biased opinion. 

i cannot stand how some people, the government, want to control what a women does with her body. as a young woman of child bearing age, i like that i have the option when it comes to birth control. although i would never get an abortion myself, i do not hold it against any women that does. i understand that not all pregnancies are intended and not all women are cut out to care for a child.

in a world that is already over populated, we dont need to bring in more unwanted children. i believe that unwanted children will also suffer from abusive parent, if they even have parents, ultimately leading them to poor education, lack of health and nutrition, and a life of crimes. i know this is not true for all cases and may be very stereotypical, but is worth considering when people want to take away abortion rights. 

i also believe that taking away abortion rights would have an adverse affect. just like before abortions were legal, mortality rates of pregnant women would sky rocket because they would still seek abortions in low quality, unsterile settings. 

a women should have the right to what she does with her body. 

when it comes to this issue i would definitely say i'm a left wing/egalitarian.

thanks for reading. 

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Chelsea Handler is Single

after less than a year of dating, chelsea handler and andre balazs call it quits.

she kept her private live, well, very private, but never claimed to be in love.  

i am a huge chelsea fan and all i want for her to be happy. so get back out there girl!

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Andy Samberg Lawsuit

everyone knows the song "like a boss" ft. seth rogan as is was made famous on SNL (by lonely island) but apparently the catchy tune should be credited to StarStrukk Production members "Rick tha Rular" and "Foxx StarStrukk."

my first impression has got to be "who the f are these people with their wacked out names" and "why would anyone sue this funny man (who i also have a celebrity crush on, shhh!)" although, with 73 mill views on youtube, id want a little credit too.

anyways, the lawsuit against samberg (NBC, lonely island, and unviersal republic records) is for "willful copyright infringement and unjust enrichment." apparently starstrukk sold tracks (for "like a boss" and "shy ronnie") to sambergs band and have yet to recieve any credit or profits. after "shy ronnie" was nominated for an Emmy, the lawsuit began.

all that said and done, from the information i have heard it sound to me that samberg doesnt need to give starstrukk any credit. yes, they may have produced the track, but if it was sold to samberg, i believe that samburg would then have all the right. i also wonder, if "like a boss" wasnt as sucessful, would they be filing a lawsuit? my guess is no. but what do i know about music and producers? nothing. i just hate when these no name people sue celebrities (ie, mariah yeater)

guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens with this one. (team andy!!)

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Prison to Playboy

Lindsay Lohan spent a whopping 5 hours behind bars on sunday, instead of her 30 day sentence after violating her probation, not attending court mandated therapy sessions. 

but before she even went to jail she took a few days to pose for playboy. 

the playboy issues will be releases in december and feature a marilyn monroe type Lohan. she reportedly got paid $1mill for doing so (id get naked for that). don't get to excited tho, she "strategically covers up" in her nudes (its gonna take more than photoshop to fix her cracked out body)

all that said and done, Lohan is now ordered to complete her community service at the county morgue or risk another 270 jail sentence. i'm taking bets now on if she will do it or not. if you ask me, shes going back to jail. sorry sweetie, you are not above the law. serve your time and straighten up. 

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Will Conrad Murray: Guilty

2 years ago we laid to rest michael jackson. today we found his doctor, will conrad murray, to be guilty of involuntary manslaughter of MJ. 

murray maximum sentence is 4 years in a state prison, but due to overcrowding he might not spend nearly that much. (the same reason why lindsey lohan only spend hours behind bars)

murray was denied bail and is in jail until nov 29th, when they will hold his sentence hearing. luckily, he will lose his license to practice medicine. 

jacksons family and friends were, obviously, very happy with the verdict. they have not done a formal interview but release a statment saying:

 "We have been waiting for this moment for a very long time and we couldn't hold back tears of joy in the courtroom. Even though nothing can bring back our son, justice has finally been served! We can't wait to go home and share this day with Michael's children."

i never followed the life or death of MJ, i was never really a fan, but if the court says hes guilty, he needs to pay for his mistake. my blessing go out to MJs family. 

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Baby by Justin Beiber, No, Literally.

some other old but still relevant news includes justin beiber and his possible bastard child. did he really knock that girl up? 

for the good news, he plans to sue for defamatory after all this hoopla is said and done. although i am not a fan of his, i support this action 100% don't let her enjoy her 15 minutes of fame. (that is if she really is a fraud)

WARNING: if you love JB look away now! 

this is the girl! 20 year old Mariah Yeater, wait, isnt JB only 17? correct! so this makes it even juicier cause that teetering on being illegal! anyways, shes claiming that JB is the father of her 3 month old baby. her claim is that they hooked up backstage after one of his shows in LA. 

JB will return to take the paternity test to lay to rest all these allegations. (or better yet create one of the juiciest stories i have ever heard!)

wanna know how i feel about this? well i would love for this to be his baby, to show the world that just because hes a heartthrob and seems so innocent, doesn't mean hes not a screw up. stuff happens JB, its ok to admit your mistakes. although, i do not think this is his child, but i will be watching out for those test results. 

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Kim's Fairy Tale Disaster

who, oh, who should i make my first post about?

oh yeah, kim kardashian and her failed marriage. 

a week ago today, kim filed for divorce from kris humprhies after just 72 days of marriage. (and after 9 months being in a relationship)

WARNING: if you love kim stop reading this! 

  with that said, i am not a kardashian fan at all. i dont like the show, i dont like the mom, i cant stand scott, i always wonder where the f kourtneys baby is, and theres so much more i could say about it. 

anyways, im not surprised at all that kim and kris are getting a divorce. kim is way too much of a brat to ever settle down. she cries over everything. i do recall that in one episode of "keeping up with the kardashians" she cried about losing one of her earrings in the ocean and in another episode she cried because one of her sisters kept spinning her in a chair. now the earring thing is understandable but shes an idiot for wearing them in the ocean to begin with, shes an idiot for not even trying to find it (which it was found), and shes a millionaire so she could have gotten new ones.

back to her wedding and failed marriage. 

after the break up, kim retreated to australia to get away... and go on her first interview after the break up... but really kim is in Australia promoting her new handbag line. kardashian kollection (you cant turn every 'c' word into a 'k' word) 

the latest news is that kim is going into hiding and going to miss her mom and lamars birthdays. why are you hiding kim? you think in this dark time you would want to be with your family and loved ones. oh right, you're a drama queen.

some other headlines question whether or not she did it for money. lets put it this way, if you were a celebrity who could have a million dollar wedding and make more money off of it then it cost, would you do it? aka publicity stun. even thought she denies any rumors of doing so. 

kim neglect to notice the "red flags" of their relationship before they even tied the knot. apparently they fought alot before hand, especially when it came to writing a prenup (good thing they actually made one). really kim, and everyone who cares to read this, you cannot rush marriage. just because a guy proposes to you 6 months into the relationship, does not mean you have to say yes and definitely doesn't mean you have to get married 3 months after the proposal. 

as for kris, i guess he didnt even know he was getting a divorce until kim filed for it. and they say that reconciliation is not an option as of now. (has anyone noticed how articles interviewing kris are way more hard to come by? makes me wonder) 

**sorry that this is a choppy article but a lot has happened in the past week and i'm getting bored with her drama. 

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Hello!

hey everyone! 

so i've been thinking about doing this for a while and finally decided to follow my dream. i doubt anyone will read this post since i'm new, but lets see how long i can keep this blog going before i get bored or sad that no one follows me. 

i guess i should introduce myself, you can call me La! if you didn't guess from my tag line, i'm from MA. and i'm in my 20's. besides that, you don't need to know anything more. or at least for right now. 

anyways. i will be doing exactly what my tag line says. i will report, in a completely biased way, the latest news about celebrities and other news. so if you don't like what i have to say, just remember, i'm not forcing you to read this. i'm also very sorry if i offend anyone.

so, enjoy!