What fun is life without a little chaos, my dear?

She/Her | INFJ | 18 | Ravenclaw | Trash for cute cinnamon rolls ❤ | Virgo ♍ | Potterhead trash | HP universe blog My AO3 account

[linda-belcher]

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

[iamanemotrashbag]

CHEDDAR!!!

[vampirebriar]

THE FLUFFY BOI

[drawing-prompt-s]

[writing-prompt-s]

Halloween merch! Available until October 17!

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts | Mugs]

https://teespring.com/stores/halloween-merch

[writing-prompt-s]

Halloween merch! Available until October 17!

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts| Mugs]

https://teespring.com/stores/halloween-merch

[fukae-flwr]

These halloween puns got me dying 💀 ಠᗜಠ

[lemondropz]

This is probably the best explanation of these steps that i have ever come across.

[brella]

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

[anthonybrxdgerton]

trying to convince people that “(s)he’s just a friend!”

SHARING A BED

DEEP BREATH after an eye sex

secret stares

blushing

“BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU YOU ASSHOLE!”

looking at the other person’s lips

holding hands without noticing and then being so embarased about this

“you two are a wonderful couple” “oh, no, we’re not- we’re just- there’s nothing between us…”

confessing their feelings at the worst moment

“you did this for me?” “of course!”

“i could kiss you right now!” *staring meaningfully at each other and each other’s lips*

“you’re here” “where else would i be?” and they’re still oblivious

[ithelpstodream]

[campesine]

🐭

[ithelpstodream]

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

[whattywhatwhat]

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

[sushinfood]

aaaa this is so lovely

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Game of Thrones but with machine guns.

And for some reason, Barack Obama was in it.

[memento-mariii]

He was the one holding the machine gun.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Game of Thrones but with machine guns.

And for some reason, Barack Obama was in it.

[anxietyproblem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Philosophy is where they stick the academics whose heads are too far up their own asses for normal social sciences

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Philosophy is where they stick the academics whose heads are too far up their own asses for normal social sciences

[pr1nceshawn]

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

[renoa-deactivated20180930]

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

[aerodaltonimperial]

i showed this to my japanese husband and he said “yup, that’s all correct” lol

[01101010-01100100]

even if i had no followers i would post like this and thats why tumblr is the best social medio

[dadstielkline]

“asexuals are basically straight”

“asexuals are inherently homophobic”

“asexuals are just confused; not having sex is just celibacy”

“asexuals are just gays with internalized homophobia”

“asexuals have no place in the lgbt+ community”

“there’s no such thing as aphobia”

“i’d never touch an asexual person"

“ace people just aren’t oppressed enough to be in the lgbt+ community”

“i only hate the cishet aces”

“asexuality isn’t a real thing”

[thetanzaniteknight]

Ace person here! The best part is that reading through the notes helps me make a list of actual people to block! :)

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This

[incorrecttintin]

[thegingeradventurous]

a gunshot would hurt less

[mybleedingsapphireheart]

God how I loved Tintin 💀