L.

You'll judge me either way.

[mybluebloodmoon]

[mybluebloodmoon]

[jenny-jinya]

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lokidokimagines]

Y/n: *pacing the floor* I don’t know, I don’t think this is a good idea...

Steve: Y/n, you’ll have to tell Loki about your pregnancy eventually. Give him the cup you bought him. Hopefully he takes the hint.

Y/n: Alright yea *walks out of the room and down the hallway to the living room*

Y/n: *spots Loki*

Y/n, taking a deep breath: *hands Loki a wrapped box* I have a gift for you.

Loki: *kisses your cheek and takes the gift* Thank you.

Loki: *unwraps the box* Is this a cup?

Y/n: Look inside...

Loki, reading the bottom of the cup: ‘Hello Daddy’?

Loki: *slowly looks up at you*

Loki: *grins* I can’t believe it...

Y/n: *nervously smiles* I know, I didn’t know how to tell you...

Loki: ...I never knew you were so KINKY.

Y/n: What?

Loki: I love this new side of you, y/n.

Y/n: *awkwardly laughs* Yea...give me one second.

Y/n: *quickly walks out of the room and back to Steve*

Y/n: Okay, that didn’t work.

Steve: What happened?

Y/n: A disaster...I have to find some other way to tell Loki he’s going to be a father.

*sound of glass shattering*

Y/n: *looks behind you* Loki...

Loki, standing in the entrance of the room, a broken cup on the ground: *blinks*

Loki: *blinks again*

Loki: You’re going to have a child?

Y/n: *stops breathing*

Steve, quickly leaving: I think I hear someone calling me...

Loki, slowly walking towards you: You told the soldier before me?

Y/n: *looks at the ground* I had to tell someone... and I didn’t know how to tell you and I was scared and-

Loki: *places his hands on your shoulders* But why should you be scared to tell me? This is...

Loki: *beams* This is...

Loki, wrapping his arms around you: *laughs* I’M GOING TO BE A FATHER!

Loki, grabbing your hand: *pulls you out of the room* We have to tell Thor!

Loki, walking by Tony: STARK IM GOING TO BE A FATHER!

Tony: *drops everything he’s carrying* Oh god

Loki: *breaks down Thor’s door* BROTHER, GUESS WHO’S GOING TO BE A FATHER!

Thor: Is it Stark? I don’t think we need another one of him around here...

Loki: What? No *hugs you to his side* ME.

Thor: *looks between you and Loki*

Thor: But then that means...

Thor: *falling out of his chair* I’M AN UNCLE!

Thor, standing up: *opens his arms*

Loki: Wait no-

Thor, crushing Loki in a hug: *sobs* I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, BROTHER!

Loki: *unable to breathe* Thank...you..Thor...PLEASE

Thor: *lets go*

Thor: *patting Loki on the back* Father would be proud...

Loki: *frowns*

Loki, turning to look at you: Y/n, I swear to you... I will do everything in my power to be what a good father should be...

Loki: *softly* ...I promise.

[aboutthatcharacters]

Legolas with a human!Reader would include

( GIF Credit [ X ] )

- Him being surprised about how he is developing some deep feelings for you, because he have never been interested on humans on a romantic way before.

- Him investigating you subtly, trying to avoid any previous image that he have about humans or their deffects, because he thinks you are really amazing.

- Him being always worried while you two are on a battle, because he knows that humans are not as strong or capable of recovering of their wounds as he is, so he ended spending all his time protecting you against the foes, more than fighting actively.

- Him liking to explore your ears, caring them with a single finger and moving it by your ear border, and expressing loud voice how cute he finds them, specially in comparision with his spiky ones.

- Him being always at your side in matter of seconds if you are in distress of any tipe, even if he was really far from you.

- Him liking to share his lembas with you, and sometimes accepting a bit of your human food only to make you happy.

- Him liking to spend full nigths without sleep, only hugging you on your sleep against him and enjoying the feeling of being your wardian and lover, all in one.

- Him teaching you some archery and some sword skills, or training you hard if you already knows how to shoot a bow or how to brandish a sword, in order to make you a better warrior and/or to make you capable of care yourself.

- Him having a painful mental meltdown every time he remembers you are not eternal, but he is.

[mybluebloodmoon]

My Brother: your kidneys are like gems. You need to take good care of them.

Also my brother: * chugs down beer *

[mybluebloodmoon]

At a bank

Dude: bold of you to assume I wouldn't rob you.

Bro: Dude no... They're heavily armed...

Dude: .....

Bank: *aiming their guns* .....

Bro:....

Dude: bold of you to assume that I planned this.

@starcylhyacinth

[myqueernessisaquivering]

Remus: Whoever ate my chocolate, come forward, and all will be forgiven.

*silence*

Remus: Smart, you knew I’d never forgive you.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

[foxyymulderr-deactivated2022101]

i just gotta i’m sorry

[thetinyfruitbat]

Never not reblog money doggo

[riptidejunkie]

Bro I’m broke help

[mybluebloodmoon]

Yeah... Got an empty wallet so...

[mybluebloodmoon]

What a day...

I lost myself today...I'm definitely not going to find myself anytime soon.

[mybluebloodmoon]

To: Your Approval

Why is it so hard to please you?

"it's okay, you tried your best" you say, was that true?

"I'm proud" you claimed but your actions are different

Your words, your expressions, your gestures aren't coherent

You said I was on top of my game

Yet I still see in your features, shame.

I failed you once or maybe twice

Yet I kept a smile on my face and tried to be nice.

I'm tired that's what I want to say.

I don't want to hear your standards, is that okay?

Each day I have to convince myself I'm good, there's no need to be bitter.

But how can I, when you still want perfection if not better?

What I'm trying to say is "I've had enough".

I don't mean to offend but this life you made off of mine is rough.

I'm not myself and I don't know who that was anymore

Maybe there wasn't much of myself to begin with before

So, let me start you off : you could have, you should have, you must be.

Is there anything else wrong with me?

[mybluebloodmoon]

Oops... It's been almost 4 years since I tried drawing a kid... So... Here is when hinata was a kid.

[mybluebloodmoon]

A Boy became a Man

I saw a boy became a man as he saw his father lay on his bed

I watched a woman closed his father's eyes and laid a sheet over his head.

Folks came through the door, their faces written with dread.

For what they saw was the truth.

the boy's father laid peacefully dead.

[fandoms-archive-blog]

Imagine being Neville’s older sister and the twins having a crush on you

Written by: Head Honcho ~ Zoe

“I didn’t know you wore those, Neville.” Fred smirks as he holds up a silk bra. George laughs at the blushing dark haired student.

“I think Grandma accidentally switched out packages again, Nev.” You sigh as you set down the box of boxer, packets of seeds, and other things.

“I think so.” Your younger brother shyly nods, dropping the garment and quickly putting the lid back on it.

“Next time I think she should label it before she closes it.” You smile down at him, he quickly nods without making eye contact. “Sorry for mortifying you, kid.” You ruffle his hair.

“Not the first time.” He mumbles, you frown.

“Well,” You let out a deep breath. “I’ll make it up to you at Hogsmeade this weekend then, yeah?” You send him a hopeful smile.

“You don’t have to–”

“I want to.” You cut him off. “This is the fifth time this year alone that Grandma sent you my knickers.” You remind. “The least I can do is buy you something from Zonko’s or Honeydukes for the embarrassment I have caused you.”

“Alright.” He nods.

“Fantastic.” You set a hand on his jaw and lean down to peck his cheek. “See you later, bud.”

“Cya.” He sends you a tight-lip smile as you walk back down the aisle. Once he sees you sit back down by your friends, he turns back to the twins. “What?” He questions noticing how their eyes are wide and their jaws are dropped.

“You didn’t tell us that your sister is the hottest girl in school.” George leans forward and whispers to him.

“She’s absolutely peg, man.” Fred gapes.

“I didn’t know I was obligated to inform you guys on that.” Neville admits, absent-mindedly shifting through the different things in his care package.

“Of course you were.” Fred demands.

“We’ve had a crush on (Y/N) since we saw her on the Hogwarts express first year.” George informs, Neville shrugs.

“It’s not my fault that neither of you have manned up and asked her out yet.” He deadpans, reading the label on one of the seed packets.

The gingers’ eyebrows shoot up at the usual shy boy’s bold statement… but they both give each other a sad look knowing that Neville is right.

[mybluebloodmoon]

Brilliant!!!

[wizards]

james: 2 years ago today, i married my best friend

james: lily is still mad about it but me and sirius were drunk and thought it was funny so

[mybluebloodmoon]

😂😂😂

[charmers]

[acejokes]

who needs an SO when u got a dog?