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sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

getrealprim

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

rockergiirl

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

jesterattack

I habe some bad news

rockergiirl

BOTH TOWERS?

contemptible-scoundrel

if I had any say in the matter those amazing digital critters would be performing hard labor in a cryptocurrency mine until they dropped dead from exhaustion

she-blank-on-my-blank

she performing hard labor in my cryptocurrency mine till i drop dead from exhaustion

c3rvida3

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

c3rvida3

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

catgirlmimikyu

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

catgirlmimikyu

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

counting-horses

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♞ @mimikyufriend

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

♞ @mimikyufriend

[Image: two replies by dipshitwhatever from 1m ago. the first one reads "inside a vagina in your little submarine huh" and is immediately followed by "forgot about sex"]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

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were--ralph

i bet pencil sharpener pussy be preposterous, that thang go wild

were--ralph

that automatic sharpener got m𝕖 𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝓱𝓱𝓱

thumperdaetime

objectum-stix

@funnier-when-objectum

thickthighspussysalad

It's so hard to take suggestive photos when you're pre op and have really bad chest dysphoria, but at the same time binders aren't sexy in any capacity... Siiigh

transfemme-shelterdog

???

Binder + boxers is like the trans guy version of lingerie. Binders are incredibly hot. I personally love seeing Allen in a binder, it never fails to put me into an insatiable heat.

#^^^