totally right hogwarts house quotes

the houses mostly based on my class, some based on a variety of nonsense

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[factorielle]

It’s December 10th now and I’m putting this in my queue for next year.

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Hufflepuff: Im really confused about Gryffindor and Slytherin's relationship.

Hufflepuff: I mean, I saw them *physically* fighting so I went to stop it, but then they screamed and said I was interrupting their "dating time".

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Hufflepuff: Who cares if she’s exciting, fresh and fun?!

Gryffindor: Please- she sounds like a deodorant.

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Hufflepuff: I’m struggling with this decision I have to make... I don't even know where to start...

Ravenclaw: Do it like me, ask yourself "what would Slytherin do in this situation?"

Hufflepuff: ...And then do the opposite thing?

Ravenclaw, nodding: And then do the opposite thing.

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Slytherin: I'm not materialistic, but if you want to buy my heart, you need to at least get me one present before I go out with you.

Ravenclaw: ...Did you just say "buy my heart?"

Slytherin: I said what I said, deal with it.

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Ravenclaw: If I was doing something stupid, you definitely would be involved.

Slytherin: Yeah, you damn right I would be. And I would probably be there to make it even stupider.

[looopylupin]

harry: did it hurt?

draco: did what hurt ;)

harry: when you broke through the earth’s crust ascending from hell

draco: i—

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy after helping Draco climbed a tree just to annoy Harry:

[slytherpuff-shenanigans]

Hufflepuff: I think you’ve gone mad with power

Slytherin: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you

[hogwartscastle]

Raise your wand for Helen McCrory. /*

[sarcasticslytherins]

Harry: Hey Draco, could you do me a small favor?

Draco: I would literally kill for you, but go on.

[slytherinandhufflepuff]

*in a group chat*

slytherin: i like holding hufflepuff's hands, they are very small

hufflepuff is typing:...

slytherin: oh no! they're gonna call me out for my sweaty hands

hufflepuff: man, you didn't have to expose me for my tiny hands :(

[myclassasthehouses]

gryffindor: thanks mom

ravenclaw: *pinching their nose bridge* i’m not your mom, i’m your babysitter and i demand a pay raise

[loveless-08-deactivated20220928]

harry: you know what strength is? forgiving a person who isn’t even sorry.

draco: not to be dramatic but i would much rather die instead.

[drarrysht]

You can’t tell me this is not Draco Malfoy

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

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[thegrxywitch]

Hogwarts houses on the internet...

Ravenclaw: I read 10 books a week but now I just read FANFICTION.

Slytherin: I can't remember life without cursed images and online friends.

Hufflepuff: Pirated movies and snapchat are my life.

Gryffindor: Instagram is the work of the gods. Memes are my life.