mycopath monday

♡mari♡25♡they/them♡

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

[vomitgrrrrl]

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[radioinactivity]

people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture

[nickiampaynaj-deactivated201601]

Obama: U busy?

Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..

Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)

Harry:  Barack please……………i’ll see you later.

Obama: :D

[tess-mercer]

cultural reset

[fragranticareviewers]

[cottoncatkommissar-deactivated2]

How i feel

[grawly]

[cikero]

WHO IS DOW JONES❗️❗️

[chamacafeahorrible]

i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms

[tgirl-thucydides]

[powerburial]

it better not be

[oneheadtoanother]

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

[deeunderscore]

doing research before going outside

[ispyspookymansion]

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy

[mi-spark]

my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon