Blue Raspberry

Hi my name is Alanna, I'm 19 years young and I'm in love again :)

[skinsaddiction]

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[mydarkestphase]

Recovery Recover Recove Recov Reco Rec Re R Re Rel Rela Relap Relaps Relapse Relaps Relap Rela Rel Re R Re Rep Repe Repea Repeat

[a-stoned-blonde]

[meladoodle]

when u get an unsolicited dick pic

[69deactivated-deactivated202205]

That better be joy not fear

[meladoodle]

why the hell would that be joy

[zuffolo]

Girl code

[myshipshavecannons]

and tilt your head to the side  

[daddynoooo]

Smirk a little

[cosmic-noir]

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

[blackwoolncrown]

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling. A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct. Don’t. If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

[cosmic-noir]

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

[blvckflamingo]

Yes, This Is Great

[suicidegirl1501]

Blades are my friends 👌❤

[mydarkestphase]

[confessionsabouted]

27574) My parents always look at me in disgust when I eat because they know I’ll just purge. It’s horrible, they’re always like ‘are you still doing that thing’ you see my lovely parents, this thing is a fucking eating disorder and it’s killing me!

[mydarkestphase]

Short girls are kinda cute though it’s like aww you’re so cute you didn’t eat enough vegetables when you were a kid

[mareya]

-wears a dress- someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)) me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am

[ohlittlelovely]

praise this post

[kyrafic]

The best advice I have ever gotten from a magazine was in Jane (RIP): if you have to go to work hungover, wear a dress. People will think you look fancier than normal and won’t notice how wrecked you look. Plus it’s much easier to do than trying to match an outfit.

[cloudsinmyeyes]

Incredible professional advice.

[paintedgold-sprinkledblack]

1:29 am

I want my bones to scare them.

[merdafatua]

Me: *messages a friend at 3am*

Friend: *responds soon after*

Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep

[zooeydeschannoying-blog]

finding a typo in a book you’re reading

[kanyewesticle]

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

[kanyewesticle]

please stop reblogging this

[dre4myteengirl]

In love 😘😘😘

[mydarkestphase]

me during summer: fuck this. fuck the heat. fuck bugs. fuck sweating. fuck everything. fuck it all. winter honestly couldnt come any sooner

me during winter: its been 84 years... i havent seen a blade of grass since i was a wee child.... my family is dying..... when will i escape from this snow hell.......