Myday

I live for moodboards ♡ main: somemydayy

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

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Me: fuck, I want you to rearrange my organs, the intestines too please.

Gojo: damn. I was asking if you wanted takeout, but that works too.

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Seungmin: break up with your loser boyfriend.

(Y/n): I’m not breaking up.

Seungmin: ooh. so he is a loser?

Jisung somewhere else: *sneezes*

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Jisung: what is the perfume you’re wearing? It smells like the love of my life.

(Y/n): (speechless)

Jisung: did it work?

(Y/n): yes.

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Yuji: thick thighs and pretty eyes save lives and make life worth living!

Megumi: you know your talking to a mannequin right?

Yuji: shhh, I’m practicing on her.

Megumi: surely

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Seungmin, addressing the allegations he bullies his hyungs.

Seungmin: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jisung: But – that’s just a trash can.

Seungmin: It sure is!

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Jisung: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

(Y/n): What's that?

Jisung: Remorse code.

(Y/n): I'm even angrier now!

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(Y/n): WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?!

Gojo: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

(Y/n), desperately, as Gojo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE?!

Gojo: Oh! B positive.

(Y/n): DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE.

Gojo: b e b e <3 *bleeds out*

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Wednesday goes on a field-trip

Enid: “why are you carrying a casket to newyork?”

Wednesday: “because I’m dead inside.”

Enid: “check out.”

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Megumi: What are your goals?

Yuji: To pet all the dogs.

Megumi: No, fitness goals.

Yuji: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Shoko: God, give me patience.

Gojo: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Shoko: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Fortune cookies quotes

“You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.”

“A kiss? The renunciation of the heart when one is no longer alone.”

“If you can dream it, you can achieve it.”

“Confidence isn’t something that you get. It’s something that you are.”

“Don’t ask, don’t say. Everything lies in silence.”

“Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.”

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“Asleep but still Awake. Came crashing down to earth. The sound it made. Like bullets to your heart my words still ache. And can you hear me now?”

— song: Paralyzed artist: Jamie Bower

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Jisung: because your pretty, smart, and your ignoring me, so your obviously my type.

(Y/n): i’m sorry what were you saying?

Jisung: perfect

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Finral: So guess what, eariler I asked your best friend if they wanted to go out with me.

Luck: Bastard face, you dare challenge my favorite opponent to a death match?!

Finral: So how would you feel if we both got together?

Luck: Homicidle

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Haru: My god what a badass, someone get him a leather jacket. Is that how they teach all the kids to talk at edgelord school?

Rin: Would you rather I went to toxic drama school, like you?

Makota: So do you gonna get pizza or not?

Haru & Rin: Yes!

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“They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.”