Back On My Bullshit

Alex/24/whatever

[actmale]

You’ve heard of Dry Bowser

Now get ready for

Wet Bowser!

[wolfnanaki]

[thundercaya]

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[theturtlenatoroftrash]

[the-alfie-incorporated-deactiva]

top 10 iconic anime protagonists

[cetais]

The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good

[welele]

[wiselwisel]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i know a guy who’s bought in entirely to microsoft’s ecosystem. he’s got a windows 10 computer, windows phone, uses microsoft edge, and has bing as his main search engine. he refers to looking things up on the internet as ‘binging’ it. very surreal, never met anyone else like that

[carbink]

that was the devil

[frogtax]

Made a new twitter banner featuring my special boy who is pretty much my mascot at this point!

[frogtax]

❤️❤️❤️

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[dykentery]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

I TRIED MAKING A NEW DITTY AND THE ENDING BECAME UNINTENTIONALLY THREATENING AND SCARY

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

hey jay what the actual fuck

[diamondguls]

If you scratch 3D lenticular plastic fuck off

if you scratch at this shit on your notebook covers or those plastic cups i will morph into a wild chimpanzee and snap your fucking neck i swear to fucking god

[varusteleka]

Squeechy squeechy

[diamondguls]

[hostilemuppet]

How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

[vinehs]

new friend: wait so what actually is your sexuality

me: well you see, im like really into 80’s pop and touch starved but im also extremely scared of intimacy and commitment so you know… gay or whatever

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mega-bitchass]

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me