memes and dreams

[ex-plore]

i’m constantly torn between wanting to have a positive attitude and trying to make to most of everyday and the desire to sleep and chill and not care about anything at all

[artsyartichoke]

[amorphous-melo]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[drag0nair]

te amo?? more like te quila

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

So this is excellent because it’s a play on “tequila” AND a correct conjugation of “quilar” meaning “to fuck”

[lassi]

i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt

[polishpriests]

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

[faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked]

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

Oh i get it now.

[mukejpg-blog]

OH MY GOD IN FCUKING DYINF

[nestacherons]

f u c k hogwarts allowed pets, no i’m not gonna bring an owl or a cat or a fucking toad, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to leave dogs out of the picture? no fuck you, i’m gonna take my dog with me, i’m gonna start a revolution, everyone’s gonna bring dogs and one day it won’t be hogwarts, it’ll be dogwarts

[hallsleigh-deactivated20151201]

Shia Beef

[nocturnalwombat]

Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef

[spacemum]

Holy cow

[zayrn]

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

[laughcentre]

[natblidass]

My tumblr followers are made up of 98% porn blogs and 2% questionable people.

[veronicawhyareyoupullingmydick]

thebootydiaries:

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[myfateisfake-blog]

someone who is good at self regulating: and after i take a shower i will do my homework

me, a goblin: i will lie in bed for 6 hours thinking about what i should do

[s]

whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

[littledarkman]

are you sure about the ant part

[s]

yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking about

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked