Hey, Assbutt

Elora. NJ/NY USA. 19. "Life is not about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself". 

[digitaldweller]

Clone Club waiting for news about Delphine:

Clone Club finding out Delphine is alive:

[godshipsit]

[myfishsnameis-cas]

Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!

Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay

[myfishsnameis-cas]

Misha: Hey Vicki I'm gonna do another Cooking Fast and Fresh-

Vicki: OUTSIDE

Misha: with West and Mai-

Vicki: DO IT OUTSIDE

Misha: -son and this time it'll be EXTREME BAKING and

Vicki: *points outside*

Misha: I'm gonna use power tools and it's gonna be super disgusting and nothing will go wrong!

Vicki: OUT

[marvelyay]

i love hayley atwell

[forsoothmynigga]

are we gonna talk about chris’s Facebook Mom™ response or

[sandandglass]

[sagesenora-deactivated20181103]

I'ma miss the hell out of him.

[itslaroneppl]

protect him at all cost

[bitchevans]

what even is the promotion for this movie anymore

[dscullyagent]

insp

[thingstolovefor]

Bernie from Brooklyn: A Conversation with Mark Ruffalo

I feel like this video is almost perfect for people undecided about Bernie. It shows how humble, practical, forward thinking he is.

This video is 5 MINUTES long… There’s no way its going to be heavily used for commercials (at least that I know of, at full length). It’s up to US to share all 5 minutes of it as much as we possibly can online! Please share it as much as possible and lets try to make this thing blow up in views. #Love it!

[vavaharrison]

they are in love

[mistersaavik]

ME 2

[myfandomistingling]

Time is irrelevant to them.

[slayerbuffy]

David Duchovny attends MTV’s Fifth Annual Rock N’ Jock Softball Challenge on January 15, 1994 at Blair Field in Long Beach, California.

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[kittyseb]

I: My favorite thing about this movie is the superhero stares you give.

[myownprlvateldaho-deactivated20]

This is so pure

[local-idgit]

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE