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ampervadasz

nocturne-reverie

god put us on this earth to one day achieve the peace that this doggo is experiencing every day

evianfacialmist-deactivated2023

catsbeaversandducks

10 Dads Who Didn’t Want A Cat

Via BuzzFeed

femslashfantasies

Literally same but with my mom instead. She hated cats with a passion, she was adamant about not getting them but then my gf at the time moved to an apartment that didn’t allow pets so I had to take the cat and now 3 years later my mom loves that cat more than she loves me lmao. I hear her talking to him like he’s deadass a real person. Be having big conversations and shit 😂

twilightown

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

the-husbando

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

4w-k

all time favorite quote c:

captoring

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

biphoenix

actually it’s sholder er suer sould

dulect

that suet part always gets me

suptommeh-deactivated20141220

‘its too hot to wear all black’

impaulsiveschizoid

You know what sucks? Having a breakdown over something you KNOW is stupid. Like it’s still making you feel sick, and beyond upset but you can’t tell anyone because you KNOW its ridiculous and no one will GET it so you just lay there suffering and wanting to cry with no out put or way to fix or work through the feelings.

themochabarbie

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

itsalexr

No lie

warmlonelyplanet

mentally ill person: *has more than like.. 3 disorders*

everyone: wow look at this cringy fuck haha. how dare you. this affects me personally somehow

fuckoffshawnh

My Kind of Sugar Daddy! He knows how to make a girl excited!

explicitcherry

ive been scamming sugar daddies for 2 years now

thats the dream

sugarbabediaries

hi, i have a question. how to know if someone is trying to scam you on SA?

The basic run of events with a real daddy are this.

1. Basic introduction and conversation about what you’re looking for in an arrangement.

2. Exchange of information such as kik

3. Discussion of ppm/allowance amount.

4. Talk about schedules to set up a day to meet for lunch or dinner.

5. Actual meet up for lunch or dinner.

Mid they don’t really follow this, in a similar order, they’re probably a waste of time. Scam or not.

A scammer will ask you to do something that requires giving out sensitive information, or spending your own money on something, that doesn’t seem right. Such as gift cards, etc.

Something to consider, is that a real daddy won’t make you spend your money on anything. You don’t need to pass any test to be a sugar baby. Don’t let anyone fool you.

thecraftywiccans

“Ask for what you want and be prepared to get it.”

-Maya Angelou

prokopetz

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.