My Husband, When

The little things he says that makes me smile.

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It's like tofu, but it tastes good.

My husband, when he was trying to convince me to get salmon for lunch after I suggested that we don't need meat three meals in a day.

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You're like the least scary t-rex ever.

My husband, when he was teasing our bunny about having little front arms.

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It's the source of my power. It's why I'm always warm. I eat the clothes, and then I don't need them anymore. It's like I've eaten a thousand sweaters.

My husband, when I teased him about having so much belly button lint.

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Dyslexia is actually optimism. Your brain takes a look at a jumble of letters and thinks 'I can make a word out if that.'

My husband, when discussing the difficulties of trying to read French words while dyslexic. #myhusbandwhen #dyslexic

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Well THAT'S a good reason to be happy.

My husband, when he remembered that he had poured himself a glass of wine earlier and forgotten about it. #myhusbandwhen #wine

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It's like me. Good looking, and clingy... And without secrets.

My husband, when I was complaining about a dress with particularly intense static cling. #myhusbandwhen

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Yea! They're like testicles!

My husband, when we were making fun of a cyclist who kept switching from vehicle rules to pedestrian rules, and called him a 'pedestr-icle.' #myhusbandwhen

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But why?

My husband, when he found out I forgot the directions for our mini-roadtrip. #myhusbandwhen

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What is this foul tentacle?

My husband, when he was translating for the bunny, who was nosing at the newly protected extension cord. #myhusbandwhen #planethebunny

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I understand the deer now.

My husband, when I turned on the very bright bedroom lights to get him out of bed, and it froze him mid-stretch. #myhusbandwhen

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You drink your coffee. You need it to keep your eyes up. It's like keeping your strength up, but not so much about nutrition.

My husband, when I offered to share my second coffee with him and he had already had a second coffee much earlier in the morning. #myhusbandwhen

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No… That’s the no sauce spoon.

My husband, when I accidentally passed him a slotted spoon when he was trying to scoop up liquid. #myhusbandwhen

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What's not boy-ish about running errands for women? That's what boys do. At all ages.

My husband, when I asked him if my errands interfered with guy time. #myhusbandwhen

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Team effort babe. You did the demanding, I did the making.

My husband, when I thanks him for making me cup cakes at midnight when we didn't have any eggs in the house. And he did! #myhusbandwhen

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Yea. Without the condescension though. Just the pretty head compliment.

My husband, when he was trying to tell me that we had lots of time to get things done, and I put on a 'you-must-know-best' snarky accent and told myself not to worry my pretty little head. #myhusbandwhen

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I like to run a little Coke through my system now and then. It's acidic, sweeps everything out. And probably half my stomach lining.

My husband, when he was discussing why he was having a coke after dinner. #myhusbandwhen

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My brain does not know… It doesn’t…. It’s all the same.

My husband, when he tried to push the door open to our building, and didn’t clue in that it’s a pull door. #myhusbandwhen