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Graweedy Falls
literally have had this queued for a year
To all parents out there: when you’ll go watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, PLEASE DO NOT BRING YOUR LITTLE KIDS ALONG
Okay, I need to say this. When I went to the theatre yesterday, a good half of the audience was composed by children. Most of them looked like they were somewhere between four and six years old, and they were all happy because they were going to watch dinosaurs on the big screen. But I want you to know that THIS IS NOT A MOVIE SUITED FOR LITTLE CHILDREN.
Especially during the second half, there was a particularly strong scene involving the little girl and one of the dinosaurs. It was nothing graphic (as were a lot of other scenes oh my god no baby deserves to see those things), but it had a lot of suspence and was honestly creepy. Now, I’m a grown up gal, I can go to sleep peacefully after watching something like this. But the kid two rows ahead of me, the poor baby who started sobbing uncontrollably and kept repeating that he was afraid? I don’t fucking think so, and it pisses me off.
I don’t want to walk into a room just to find children screaming in terror because their parents didn’t gather enough information on the movie they were about to watch, and that’s exactly what happened yesterday. NO KID DESERVES TO BE SCARED SHITLESS LIKE THE ONES I SAW YESTERDAY.
So please, parents, if you want to watch Fallen Kingdom because your little ones asked you to, please tell them no. If you want to watch Fallen Kingdom because you’re a fan, please hire a babysitter for two hours. And please, pass it on.
Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s
THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN
LIKE SHIT
ARE YOU KIDDING
can we talk about those cute as heck outfits though
all this history is buried and we’re lead to believe that women just sat around prim and proper until the 70s
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
I’m Gay
I’m A Lesbian
I’m bisexual
i’m trans
Im Asexual.
I’m not sure yet
it’s ok!
a wholesome post
oh, interesting note: op is throwing a pity party because someone added those nasty-wasty acey-waceys to their pure L! G! B! T! ONLY post, and they DIDN’T LIKE THAT. Keep reblogging this version to piss them off.
Say it louder for the people in the back
Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.
I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from Facebook and Instagram, my statuses, even the captions. And then interspersed them with animal abuse images, fantasies about beastiality, other fucking disgusting sentiments.
You people found my Facebook, where I listed my wildlife rescue group. You didn’t think, for a moment, that it was odd that none of these abuse fantasies appeared on Facebook. A girl who was apparently willing to put her face, her location, the names of her family her local fucking vet clinic on her zoophilic Tumblr page, strangely had none of these thoughts on a just-as-public Facebook page.
Not one single person thought, “This is a bit odd, maybe I should reach out to this person just to confirm that it’s them.”
You people, high on some fantastical idea of justice, called the authorities. And I did not even know about the existence of the blog until the RSPCA showed up on my doorstep one night.
THEY, thankfully, had the sense to believe me. As soon as they showed me the page and I broke down in tears, they got the idea. So they told me to go to the police. The police palmed me off to ACORN (a cybercrime body) who dismissed the case because “nobody in the images was under the age of 18.”
Meanwhile, Tumblr had taken the page down, only for it to resurface again last year.
I then pursued a civil case. Emailed lawyers in my local city. They advised me only to take it to Tumblr, who shut down the page a second time. No further action was taken.
I never received another call from wildlife rescue because I was unable to prove that I did not run this disgusting blog. Wildlife is my biggest passion in the world and I may never work in that industry until I can clear my name.
So I messaged this page - report-a-predator. They told me to prove it - fair enough. So I sent them EVERYTHING. The screenshots, my emails to ACORN and SAPOL and Tumblr and the lawyers. They did not respond. I emailed them again, begging them to clear my name. They did not respond.
I am furious. I am fucking enraged that this post even still exists on their page, because the actions of this so-called “justice group” has directly impacted the life of an innocent person and they will do nothing to acknowledge it. Not even respond to a simple email. Not even take down the incriminating post.
I know my blog is tiny, I know nobody follows it, I know this will probably never be seen. But I am not going to be silent.
If you’re ever caught up in a whirlwind of pseudo-justice, maybe check the facts first.
signal boost!!!
i didn’t know fox was really pushing the narrative of these concentration camps for kids being nice and fun as proof that they aren’t concentration camps
i hate to break this to you, fox. but the nazis definitely did try to sell the public on the idea that concentration camps were nice and fun
also like…. americanization of children stolen from families also resembles shit the nazis did???? there’s no way to avoid the comparison????
showing the concentration camps as better than they actually are was something the nazis did
the actual propaganda films are on youtube
Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
Thank you.
I will always re-blog this
I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.
Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.
I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.
Teach the children.
also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.
IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity card– there weren’t any women out on the range, so they had to “resort to men.” this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboys’ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.
no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.
Im here for the gay POC cowboys
"I'm totally against the separation. Should never have happened," said the incident commander of the detention center near the Tornillo port of entry in Texas.
Reminder everybody that duckduckgo.com exists and doesn’t track you and doesn’t store your search history. This is good for counter-surveillance reasons, but it also confuses the hell out of advertisers. If you don’t like the search results you get on duckduckgo, you can always search something there and add “!g” to the end of the search and it will route the search through Google, but still will not track you. This is a really easy thing almost everybody can do to resist government surveillance and advertiser tracking.
When you realize DanAndPhilGames could be shut down because of the upcoming European copyright laws
Oh shit
I feel like no one realises how bad this actually is. To make it clear for y'all if this law passes, it’s going to be 1000x worse than net neutrality. This is a literal internet censorship.
Want to post a cute fanart? BLOCKED. A fanfic? BLOCKED. Do you have a friend in europe and want to send them a meme? BLOCKED. Youtube let’s plays? BLOCKED Dan’s meme videos? BLOCKED.
Nearly not enough people are talking about this so please, even if you’re not european, help us and take part. We did the same when net neutrality was trying to ruin all of our lives. I’ll put some useful links below.
PETITION:
- !anyone can sign!
CALL/E-MAIL YOUR LOCAL MPs
x <- fixed link for call/email your local mps
- !you can only do this if you live in europe/uk!
MORE INFO
EVEN MORE INFO
Take part, lads🌸✨
Right so to add to this. My friend has already been affected by this shit today . Her gmail profile pic which was eevee (pokemon) has been removed apparently due to eu copyright laws. It was a fucking profile pic. @eu fuck u
also Philip DeFranco made a p good video about this topic. I’ll link it which according to the new laws will also be illegal.
video
🇺🇸 Another addition for y'all americans: Just so you know there’s quite a big chance a certain cheeto could get inspired by the shit eu is going to pass rn and then we’re all screwed.
🇬🇧 UK lads: UK is going to be affected by this until the day they officially leave the EU and that is in 2021. Contact your local MPs link is above.
🇪🇺 europeans: Are basically all going to be fucked if we don’t do something! Contact your local MPs link is above.
🌏Rest of the world is hopefully sane but still…. please try to help even if this isn’t going to affect you directly.
Any help is appreciated but please try to spread the message as well as signing the petition. Thank u all
I’m reblogging this again because people aren’t giving it enough attention. The internet is screwed
Hello reblogging this again because people aren’t giving it enough attention the internet is screwed, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1. Y̸҉̙͚̫̮̠̮̜̟̜̹̙͖͎͚̰̩͔ͅͅǫ̬͈̪̟͓͍̠̣͙̙̳͟u̸̸̧̗̬̹͡ w̧̧̼̤̙̹̯̜̫̙͔̩̳͍̫̤͔͘o̸̸̡̯̹̞̦̪̣͈͖̩̩̱̕n̵͏̴̵̘̲̯̥͙̭̬͡'̵̹͔̮̟̗̹̻́͞ṱ̷̢̢̙͉̮͕͈̪̪͈̫̻̀ t̡̠̱̤̮̬͍͚͉͚̝́͝͠à̲̭͙͜͝g̵̡̡̺͕̮͙͙̀̀ ù͈̱̫̟̦̘͜͜͠ş̱͎͖̱̗̺̠̘̻͍́͞ ẁ̧̫̫̣̫̝̪̙͇̱͎̫̜̩͇̜i̫̭͈̗̦͜t̴̸̢̤̦͚̜͉̳̬͔̪̦̰͓̝͎̬͞h̸̢̡̝͖̫̘̜͔̖̼͙̘͎͚̦͓̜̩̭̜ à͙̠̟̟̬̙̞͓͖b̶̺̟̹̘̩̭͈̮͔͉̤̱̜́͢͞ͅͅa̮̺̦̯̼̥̯̹͈͓̝̳̠̮̻̼͡ͅs̸̢͠͡҉̻̖̙̜̰̹͓̦ͅi̤̦̫͙̫͇̳̠͓̼͈̙͜͠n̸̨̘͈̘̗g̱̠̤̱͙͖͜͞ f̨́҉̱̥̼̯͈̗̞̭̰͔͙̭̲͓̙̝o̢̡͏̖͈͉̤̬ǫ̫̩͓͚͚̼̺̗̮̀t҉̩͎͕̖̜͇̩̟͇̥͚͟e̴̪͓͈͉̜͚̹̩r̷̢̳̻̦̜͈̺̯̺͉̞̳̹̗͈͖͜ͅs̵̢͎̮̱͈̦̺͚̖͎̳̺̯͜͡ á̛͏̵̬̬̘̤͟n͈͈̤͎͇͚̤͔͈̰͍̠̱̼͘͠y̢͏͔̙̺͉̼͚͖͠m͏̧͕̝̫̖̯̯̳̗͙̝̳̖͓̦̪̲͖͉ͅo̵̡̤̻̠͙͖̪͙̭̦̱̞̳͇̤͜͞r̷̵̢̰͈̠̜̮̤̳̳̪̦̜͎e͏͢͞͏̪̲̫ͅ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
How…dare…
I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this
My mouth legitimately just dropped open….
I didn’t ask for this
came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif.
Holy fuCK
Considering Phantom of the Opera is mine and my other half’s ‘song’
I want to show this to him immediately
But
….what?
How……what…..why????
…I want this to ring in class
I have… mixed feelings about this
I actually love it and want it on my iTunes
im laughing so hard i got hiccups
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Considering a DBH Discord server?
I guess it would be something? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs, I probably won’t do it (cause people won’t join).
Anyone interested?
Patreon July sticker sheet preview
This will be available for those who pledge during the July term and sent on the 1st of August
my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!
reblog to steal her bones
we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones
STOP!!
They took the whole skellington
Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.
I love how you can’t say “first person”
More favourite tropes:
Overstated warning of very minor threat
Understated warning of incredibly dangerous threat
Comically inadequate safety measures
Safety measures that seem comically inadequate, but actually work
Advisory of oddly specific danger
Advisory that suggests oddly specific precautions, but doesn’t say why
Conspicuous over-preparedness for contextually unlikely threat
Conspicuous under-preparedness for contextually imminent threat
Apparently harmless thing turns out to be dangerous
Apparently dangerous thing proves so, but not for the expected reason
The really hilarious thing about Homestuck as a media franchise is that it’s successfully transformed itself into a completely straight example of the exact genre of media it was originally made to parody.
@newthinkerer replied:
Elaborate? Because I’ve no clue what you speak.
Let’s back up 35 years. Before sports sims, before MMOs, before first-person shooters, the new hotness in gaming was a genre that explored widely varying settings, but always with a curiously similar premise: you’d be trapped in a familiar location for some contrived, bullshit reason, and would have to devise an equally contrived, bullshit means of escape, typically by solving moon-logic inventory puzzles. Some games would change up the objectives from time to time, but they’d always return to the basic room-escape (or building-escape, or island-escape, etc.) framework for large parts of their length.
At the time, these games were known simply as “adventure games”, though in contemporary parlance this is often expanded to “point-and-click adventure games” in order to distinguish them from their purely text-driven predecessors and more action-oriented descendants. For a solid decade, point-and-click adventure games were the unstoppable 900-pound gorilla of PC gaming, far and away the most popular genre by sales, with the more challenging - some would say “obtuse” - examples of the type serving as badges of gamer pride in much the same way that being into, say, Dark Souls clones does today.
(The genre would abruptly vanish from both the sales charts and public consciousness during the mid 1990s for a variety of reasons, among them market oversaturation, competition from newer genres like first-person shooters, and also a whole lot of corporate sexism, but that’s another story!)
To the subject at hand, if that description sounds familiar to you, there’s a couple of reasons why that should be so:
1. It’s the genre of games that Andrew Hussie made his name parodying, first with his early interactive webcomics like Jailbreak and Problem Sleuth, and later with the opening acts of Homestuck itself.
2. It’s also the exact genre that Hiveswap occupies.
It’s my experience that a lot of younger gamers are under the impression that Hiveswap is some sort of exercise in turning the metatexual weirdness of Homestuck’s early acts into a working game engine, but nope - it’s just a totally straight example of the exact pre-existing genre that Homestuck was making fun of in the first place.
if by “abruptly vanish” you mean “start shitting free-to-play flash shovelware versions of the exact same genre all over every website willing to host them”, sure