[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[deadstuffguy]

New state dropped my dudes

[librarian-raichu]

Florida having a boarder with France would absolutely end up causing WW3 one way or another

[betterbemeta]

so we’re just going to ignore the consequences of dropping the Vatican just below the bible belt

[laiajsn-deactivated20220924]

[sharkgirldick]

[3dmaze]

covered in cuts and burns and bruises and scrapes from trying to find download links

[aurpiment]

full of malware and add-ons from trying to forage blackberries

[libraryogre]

This is peak public librarian.

[eienshi09]

@spiritspodcast

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[earlgraytay]

there was a painter in an ancient Etruscan city who was clearly Greek, who painted Greek-style terra-cotta vases

archaeologists have nicknamed them 'the Worst Painter', because they couldn't paint to save their life

they moved across their world to follow their dream, thousands of years ago, to paint vases in a place where no one would realize how bad they were at it

[hellomelancholic]

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

[eunuch-whisperer-deactivated202]

the male fantasy of driving around with a girl on the back of your motorcycle is an elaborate excuse to get to be little spoon

[corvigay-clutter]

same with people riding behind cowboys on the horse

[sambrin]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

[flagellant]

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

[gwydionmisha]

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gaytanic-panic]

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

[incorrect-random-fandom]

Wanda: Get framed for terrorism. You’ll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.

Strange: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before this one-

[creaturey]

why tf would there be a “degrading” clothing section in your weirdass terf fantasy world

[creaturey]

⬅️ MODEST SENSIBLE CLOTHING FOR FEMINISTS

DEGRADING PERVERT CLOTHING FOR SLUTS ➡️

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

[k-dhd]

[transfemininomenon]

thinking about the time back when i was in middle school & we had a bomb threat at the school and after standing outside for a couple hours while the place was searched we got taken back inside around when it was my particular lunch period, and the school was like "we know you only have like 15 minutes left in the lunch period now because of that but we're not gonna give you any extra time lol we're getting back on schedule"

and the Entire block of middle schoolers in the span of like 5 minutes all quickly organized & agreed that we were NOT leaving until we had had our proper amount of lunch time and flat out all refused to get up when administrators kept trying to get us to because what were they gonna do? give like a hundred different students detention?

anyway after like 40 minutes we'd decided we'd been given our due and agreed to leave and go back to class & i think that display of collectivism & power of unity was what radicalized me

[daily-lifeprotips]

If you have a senior to check on ask them to "borrow" something small so they think they're helping you.

My mom (72) recently downsized and moved close enough to me that checking on her in person regularly is not really out of my way, but when I was obvious about it she wouldn’t let me “stop-by” because she was, “fine”.

Well, one day I actually needed some aluminum foil so I called and asked if I could borrow enough to cover a baking tin because I didn’t want to run to the store. She said sure, but when I got to her house she needed furniture moved, a wasp nest removed, and her coffee pot fixed. After I got the foil I mentioned each thing cautiously and she let me take care of them for her. So next weekend I’ll need a cup of rice and check on her again.

[morwentrouble]

Even better, here’s an array of more reciprocal options for building relationship & supporting seniors’ dignity and independence:

- ask for something they can actually help you with. Elders have skills. Mending? Advice about knitting, gardening, home repair, nevermind professional training?

-ask about their experiences. “I was reading about xyz event the other day & I would love to know what that time was like for you. Can we chat about it over tea?” Goes double for family history for relatives.

-“Someone gave me this [or, I ended up with extra] & I don’t need/want it, but I bet you have a use for it. Can I bring it over? I would hate for it to go to waste.”

-work side-by-side. They get your physical help, you get their experience & expertise. “Could I come over & have you show me how you [used to] prune your gorgeous roses? I’m trying to get better with mine.”