Sing to me Paolo

Laurel. 23. DSM.

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It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

[hotelcaiette]

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

[bulbasaurbian]

life is all about making girls laugh

[cryptic-prey]

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

[lesbianskunkrat]

show us the possum 

[cryptic-prey]

[redwinerozanova]

sir that’s my emotional support youtuber

[redwinerozanova]

and by that, i am referring solely to

her

[justcatposts]

monch

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

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REBELLION. 

[dostoevskygirl]

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

[pileofknives]

Ariana Grande used too much self tanner and got a shitty incorrect tattoo in a foreign language, of course she’s Italian

[tariqah]

Ariana Grande is living the Life Snooki deserved

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

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You’re lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good.

[pinkuma-buccus]

but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him

shia labeouf

[hellenhighwater]

thats literally what im doing right now. where the fuck is he

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The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[tumbleblindly]

[theshitneyspears]

The name’s Gunn…

Gia Gunn.

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i lose it every time i see ppl say “i know this doesn’t fit my blog but-” lmao imagine only having a small set of interests and running a consistent blog

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

fuckin nerds: hello, welcome to my blog!! i just post about sailor moon and cute aesthetic things :)

me, an intellectual: this is the Tomfuckery Corner™️, i either go here to scream about my ultimate hyperfixation of the day, rant about the american government, or casually have a breakdown. which one will it be this time? who knows???? regardless, it’ll be at the expense of my followers’ enjoyment

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WHO DID THIS TO ELLIE

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may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment