Dastardly Deeds

I'm a bastard thanks for asking

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[thebisfor]

I HAVE ONE OF THESE

[parakeet]

When will the violence end

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it's haunting me

[reapering]

gps but for a way out of this

[hecata]

#it just says “through” :(

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[unalivejournal]

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

[revanchistsuperstar]

[pseudomantis]

Why is testosterone a controlled substance grow up like who cares

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

are you a woman or a gay guy

Come back with a warrant

[sandmandaddy69]

[vixvigil]

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

[oneheadtoanother]

[sophie-ladder]

going to start using "sex workers are workers" instead of "sex work is work" because it more directly gets to the point of the latter

sex workers are workers, who experience the same kinds of exploitation and abuse that all workers do.

sex workers need labor protections like all workers. sex workers should have safe working conditions like all workers.

[roach-works]

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

[roach-works]

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

[hubblegleeflower]

Your soul will build your body into a home.