My Pretty Little Bag of Tricks

21. Chi. Pansexual. Alabama.💐 #things to remind myself is my self care, self love and accountability tool. please use it if needed. I love you.

[dantydandelion]

[tomboyesque]

IG: @miel.deabejas

[blackboysrmagic]

[jehovahhthickness]

Y'all need to stop getting mad when I speak my personal truth.

[jehovahhthickness]

If it don’t apply, let it fucking fly.

[babyprii]

I Walk Around like Everything Ok 😞💔 But Deep Down… I Be Horny

[jehovahhthickness]

Me as a mom

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

That final scream

[misterradio]

@colacharm

[heathens-and-kings]

Hey kids, your favorite black barista here. So I am the only person of color employed at my specific shop (I live in suburbia and it’s a living hell), and today we had this as our trivia question (answer is B). I didn’t pick it, although almost every white person who came in assumed I did. I thought I’d share some of the gems I heard because of it:

Older White Man who always answers the trivia every single fucking day and has NEVER complained about the questions: Who the hell cares?? They’re all idiots anyway. I hate this question. White Co-Worker: Couldn’t agree more! Me: *horrified silence*

White Woman: Wow this is a tough one, I don’t think many people who come in here listen to rap music. Do I look like I listen to rap music? *laughs* Me: Well I’m pretty sure you don’t need a certain look to listen to music, just…ears. So yeah, you do! White Woman: Oh…sure…

12 different White Customers throughout my shift: Did you write this question?

White Woman #2: Why would you choose a question that only certain people would know? Me: *almost rolls my eyes into oblivion*

College-aged white guy: Hmm… *turns to black guy waiting in line behind him whom HE DOESN’T FUCKING KNOW* You got the answer to this right? *laughs* Black Guy: *gives me the “can u believe this fucking cracker” look* Me: *gives him the “I know brotha just pray to the lord for strength” look*

And much more. Y’all it was fucking wild to see white people so uncomfortable with something as simple as a trivia question that even hinted at blackness. We have questions about everything from fucking astrophysics to types of cheese but it was this one that was just “too much” or “outside their knowledge.” Soooo ridiculous and childish and…welp, racist.

[raggedick]

this is an important post

[skyliting]

5 seconds on Google will answer this, and the white people rather moan than look it up. And assume the only other black people in the room just mystically know.

[ougiebougie]

[the-tide-is-out]

OH MY &UCKING GOD!

[tumblehcendrum]

Every time people’s ability to find the perfect recation pictures blows me out of the water. Which in this case would be very useful.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

[autisticmoonchild]

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[autisticmoonchild]

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[loreofcardigan]

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

[ricamora]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper

[subtle-showoff]

Fuck yea Anderson, get those daddys

[i-mister-completely]

He said that with a straight face.

[gaywig]

No he didn’t

[sosuperawesome]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[purpletangyvaginas]

[aceebong]

😂😂

[manc-inquisitive]

Any pussy

[securelyinsecure]

The Smith Family

[calszonee]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SERIES