my 2 cents

Dumb thoughts from a dumb dog˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡ I love my supa cutie bf!!! ฅᨐฅ

[mylosboywife]

One day ill have a phone not slow enough to play pokemon go again, and then I'll hopelessy try to evolve my magicarp but it will probably never happen

[cinnamoncoloredcoat]

why does everyone wanna be a teenage dirtbag? I actually want to be sophisticated and caring. If you are a teen that is the following things

Can be seen at the local library

helps the elderly

engages in musical theater

writes poetry

loves animals

babysits

love your parents and family

you are a teenage sweetheart

[man1c-man1a]

“Dad I’m gay” cool

“Dad I’m lesbian” cool

“Dad I think I’m trans” cool

“Dad I want to be a furry” cool

“Dad I like red grapes more than green grapes-“ GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

[mylosboywife]

Bro this guy was talking shit on Bo Burnham??? Like hellloo don't disrespect the king and he only talked abt his kinda mid songs like looks who's inside again, which isn't that bad but I think there's better he's wrote anyways then said like all the recommend after sucks too out the goat peneople Scott, icp and mother mother which I'm not a big fan of but then had the actual audacity to dog on Steven universe and THE GOAT I will always think of you from BoJack horseman which name one song from that show that sucks(¬_¬")(¬_¬")

[mylosboywife]

Take off my bra and the beach falls out

[mylosboywife]

It's so cold why didn't I bring a hoodie (◞‸◟ㆀ) (◞‸◟ㆀ)

I also only brought one pair of pants so idk what I was thinking

[mylosboywife]

Maturing is realizing Ed Sheeran was never that bad

[mylosboywife]

Im in a freezer rn. For what purpose do you have a fan and a ac in ur room

[mylosboywife]

Can't have kids cuz what if they got a peanut allergy like a fuckin dork

[mylosboywife]

Edgar Allen Poe is about to run into a tree what do you say to him??

Poetry

[mylosboywife]

How it feels when all of ur strategically stacked dishs finally come crumbling down

[lulaloser]

nightmare blunt rotation but its legit just the school hallway

[mylosboywife]

I actually cannot stand it here why the fuck are you actually screaming and slaming shit dude I just had a panic attack ✌️✌️ get me THE FUCK out of this house, everyday more and more I hope he moves out, I thought it was selfish ar first but I don't think so anymore

[mylosboywife]

All my mom and her bf do is get drunk and argue, again and again holy shit I can't wait to leave tmr god I fucking hate them

Stop drinking if all your gonna do is argue ✌️

Like I was gonna get dinner but I guess not cuz they're just yelling out there

[mylosboywife]

I was trying to buy custom pins on depop, bro someone wanted 7$ per ONE pin

You out yo goddamn mind #miss me w that 😭✌️

[mylosboywife]

Best Kenji video ever is the rating chats fridge idc it's a hour long I'm crying laughing

Bro shizzy needs to post and or do more stuff with Kenji he's so funny

[mylosboywife]

Top things I HATE

1. Team Snapchat.

send me a message again I'll play jumprope with your nerves SHUT UP