I have no clue what I'm doing with my life

she/her ~ fangirl ~ Ace ~ Ninjago/Sanders Sides/anime trash ~ musician ~ fanfic writer ~ fanartist ~ no homophobes allowed beyond this point ~ if you ever want anything all you have to do is ask me ~ i love you <3

[mylunchisdownstairs]

Why do I keep thinking about the dream I had with dragons and also Lin-Manuel Miranda was my biological father?

[mylunchisdownstairs]

Thinking about that time in middle school when I told my friends I didn't really like any guys and that led them to believe I was lesbian for a few years until I learned about asexuality in freshman year of high school and told them that was me.

Turns out a couple of the girls had planned to corner me in the woman's bathroom and force me to admit I liked girls.

[mylunchisdownstairs]

howdy folks

Last post I made said I might have to delete my account. I didn't, obviously.

Lots of shit went down and honestly I don't know when I'll be active/inactive. I'll probably be more inactive considering Tumblr is actually blocked on our WiFi oop-

But I just want you all (yea all 6 of you) to know that I am not dead so

Yeah that's it have a nice day

[mylunchisdownstairs]

Well that's a big oof

I may have to deactivate my account...

[virgilantejustice]

Why is everything i write so shoooooorrrrrrtttttt?????

[mylunchisdownstairs]

At least people aren’t complaining about it being too long

[i-am-a-fish]

@i-am-a-fish

[i-am-a-fish]

@i-am-a-fish

guys let's see if we can get him to respond

[mylunchisdownstairs]

@i-am-a-fish​

this is gonna be so exciting if he responds

ooh and just for fun

@mylunchisdownstairs​

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[thechangelingking]

Existential crisis but sometimes I have coffee

[leiasolo77]

I don’t know. Your guess is as good as mine.

[djpurple3]

It can’t come to the phone at the moment, please hold. *smooth jazz starts playing*

[hoardofhyperfixations]

hnng

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Dumb bitch who doesn’t know how to balance school/work

[apologieslogan]

Yes and no but mostly maybe

[virgilantejustice]

Too busy right now!

[mylunchisdownstairs]

Not really alive and usually stereotyped

[rinas-ninjas]

hey there! can i request fluffy Glacier stuff? you're awesome btw

Fluffy glacier <3 aka the living embodiment of looking at a baby polar bear.

- Butterfly kisses? Butterfly kisses.

- “Cole. We need to get up. Cole we fell asleep on the couch.”

  “Mmmmmrrpphhh…”

  “At least let me get up to make dinner…”

  “Mmmmnnnoooo…”

  Zane didn’t make dinner.

- Cole can and will victoriously grab Zane and spin him around after a good fight. All big laughs and Zane’s big smile for everyone to see.

- Soft sappy nicknames. The other ninja swear it’s a competition at this point. It started out plain enough - Love, Dear, Darling….then it escalated. Snowball. Teddy Bear. Snowflake. Things are getting dire. One of the villains is going to hear you guys please - 

[mylunchisdownstairs]

@tomato-ninjago that was me i was the anon

[ninjaheadcanons-deactivated2022]

Happy Jay Headcanons

~In a soft mood so enjoy some soft Jay~

-Comic books and superhero movies make him so happy!! If he could read/watch them all day he would

-He has such a cute lil smile and rosey cheeks

-When he's in a soft mood he gets very cuddlyyyy, cuddles make him happy

-To him, laughter is the best medicine; in the worst situations he will always make jokes and turn it positive

-He loves astronomy! He will go on and in about stars, constellations and planets

-He owns a ton of books on astronomy and reds them in his spare time, he's even trying to save up for one of those fancy telescopes

-When he is really happy and bubbly, he can often hey very loud and excited

-He loves going to the planetarium!! That's his happy place

-He loves watching all his favorite shows and geeking out about his fav characters/ships

~soft boyyyyy~

~Cute Jay Gifs~

[mylunchisdownstairs]

yo what’s that gif with him saying something about obsidian nunchucks from? one of the video games?

[ninjaheadcanons-deactivated2022]

Shadow of ronin^^

[mylunchisdownstairs]

thank youuuuuu

[ninjaheadcanons-deactivated2022]

Happy Jay Headcanons

~In a soft mood so enjoy some soft Jay~

-Comic books and superhero movies make him so happy!! If he could read/watch them all day he would

-He has such a cute lil smile and rosey cheeks

-When he's in a soft mood he gets very cuddlyyyy, cuddles make him happy

-To him, laughter is the best medicine; in the worst situations he will always make jokes and turn it positive

-He loves astronomy! He will go on and in about stars, constellations and planets

-He owns a ton of books on astronomy and reds them in his spare time, he's even trying to save up for one of those fancy telescopes

-When he is really happy and bubbly, he can often hey very loud and excited

-He loves going to the planetarium!! That's his happy place

-He loves watching all his favorite shows and geeking out about his fav characters/ships

~soft boyyyyy~

~Cute Jay Gifs~

[mylunchisdownstairs]

yo what’s that gif with him saying something about obsidian nunchucks from? one of the video games?

[ninjaheadcanons-deactivated2022]

Cole’s Mother

-Her name is Melody

-She was around five years old at the time of the Serpentine Wars, which is why we see her father.

-She and Lou were married when he was 24 and she was 22. They had Cole three years later.

-He serenaded her like, all the time. Wrote a love song to win her over.

-She was somewhat of a mediator when Cole and Lou would disagree.

-Cole got his love for cake from her. Not just that she made the best cakes and he loved them—she just really loves cake too and it’s genetic.

-But she did also make the best cakes.

-She had a lovely singing voice too. She used to sing Cole to sleep every night when he was little.

-She made him a teddy bear when he was a baby. He slept with it until he was a teenager.

-She never told Cole about his earth powers because she was ashamed of her father for siding with Chen and the snakes. She denied her power and never used it. She never told Lou about it either.

-As he grew up, she was encouraging to Cole whenever Lou insisted that Cole follow in his footsteps. She didn’t care what he did if he was happy.

-She and Lou were a lovely couple, though. Not quite Ed and Edna sweet, but very sweet nonetheless.

-One day some time after Cole ran away from dance school, he got a call from his father saying that his mother was sick and in the hospital. He was on the first train home.

-For three days the two of them sat by her side. At one point, when they were alone, Cole confessed to running away after the first two days at the school. Melody told him that it was alright, she wasn’t angry at him, but he should tell his father too.

-When she finally faded away, Lou and Cole held each other and cried. Cole was fifteen years old.

-It’s probably obvious, but that song Lou sang during DotD was the song he wrote after she died. It’s the saddest song he’s ever written, and he poured his whole heart into it.

[mylunchisdownstairs]

Y’know I don’t really like having my heart ripped out like this....

[themourningroutine-deactivated2]

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

[bechloe-beatchell]

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

[mylunchisdownstairs]

@tomato-ninjago

im crying

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Wizard femme

PERFECT

[milomeepit]

cramped pansexual

[softestvirgil]

I usually press three times on these so here

Eye-

[mylunchisdownstairs]

the fuck is a jock queen?

[barkoxe-deactivated20140905]

[mylunchisdownstairs]

Why?

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

[irritable-kiwis]

I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

[theuniverseiswithyou]

[elderitchblaest]

[sparrow-va]

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

WHERE IS HE SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK IS HE SOMEONE

[mylunchisdownstairs]

LAMP

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

a short guide to spotting an aphobe in the wild

- they have something in their bio along the lines of “don’t ask me about ace discourse” (without being asexual themselves)

- they’re an ace exclusionist or gatekeeper (they don’t believe asexuals belong in lgbtq+ spaces)

- they don’t allow interactions with asexual people (you often see this on stim blogs)

- they argue with others about what constitutes asexuality, without being asexual themselves

- they talk about “mogai” identities negatively (fun fact, mogai is literally a synonym to lgbtq+, it stands for marginalized orientations, gender identities, and intersex. it was literally created to include everyone and that’s why exclusionists hate it so much)

- they use “lgbt” exclusively. there’s never any mention of the q, the +, or any other letters

- they use the term “cishet aces” to refer to all aces, no matter their romantic orientation or gender identity

- they are openly critical of minors exploring their romantic, sexual, or gender identity, especially if it’s a smaller or lesser known identity

- similarly, they may say that they “don’t want to know about your sex life” or lack of it. (oddly enough, that’s what my homophobic mom says about The Gays! strange, right?)

- they talk about asexuals being “less oppressed” than other members of the lgbtq+ community

- they are dismissive of or make fun of asexual experiences (like coming out as ace, being excluded from lgbtq+ spaces, or having non-sexual romantic or queerplatonic relationships)

- they try to equate asexuality with a medical issue (“you need to get your libido checked lolz”) or a mental health issue (“why is it that all these asexuals are depressed/autistic/insert mental health condition here”)

- “this asexual person/blog is so cringey/problematic/terrible therefore all asexuals are too”

- they reblog any of these sorts of posts without commentary (even if it’s “ironically”) and/or they won’t answer questions about these posts

- this is an incomplete list, but if you’re checking any of these boxes I would be Real Careful about that profile.

- this is not up for discussion. hate will be blocked 😌

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

asexuals and people who wanna see aphobes quake in their boots can reblog this

[mylunchisdownstairs]

i like watching people be afraid uwu

[mxdragonturtle]

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

Yes

Yes

Yes

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