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Dick: We all have our demons.

Dick, grabbing Damian: This one’s mine.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

whitepeopletwitter

commodorecliche

I’m sure others on this post have mentioned this too, but what’s extra shitty about check-out charity donations is that the company is legally allowed to count their customer’s charitable donations on their own, and use them for taxes write offs. this means that your donation (which may or may not even be going to the organization at all) is being used to give a billion dollar corporation a massive tax break (sometime to the tune of millions of dollars).

avoid check-out charity donations like the plague. if you want to donate, definitely do so directly to the charity.

cheaphalloweencostume

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

cheaphalloweencostume

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

dragonkyng

raptorific

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

christophernolan

Sanditon + text posts.

christophernolan

Sanditon + Onion Headlines.

christophernolan

Ignoring canon like

bluetiefling

#the mortifying ordeal of your crush seeing you naked and then haunting you everywhere you go: the life and times of Sidney Parker

christophernolan

#human disasters

aliciavikander

So, Miss Heywood, any observations on the assembled company? As you have no interest in my opinion, I shan’t trouble you with it, Mr Parker. I’m sure you have one. Come, share it with me.