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HEREāS WHERE THE MEME COMES FROM IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING.Ā
for whatever itās worth, the context is that mr. burns was mocking homer for having to give up his dream job at a bowling alley so he could go back to the power plant to afford taking care of a third child, so he put a plaque in his office that said ādonāt forget, youāre here foreverā and so homper put pictures of maggie over it
I found these gifs I made a while back for a site thatās not running anymore, so I thought Iād post them here. Itās a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff.Ā
These are so accurate
Interesting! Just thought Iād share!Ā
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ok universe, iāmĀ ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it worksĀ reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweetĀ
Omg so Iām at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump
OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID āI think we should break upā
Iām legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book
She said āitās not you itās meā and before he could respond the barista called his name. Itās Bob. Poor Bob
The move was effective. The lady looks defensive
Bob has come back.
It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. Itās the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate
He started out with āYou know, I think.ā And I could hear this ladyās eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert
FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. Itās done. Sheās too pretty for you.
He freaking snapped his fingers like heās got this grand plan to make up for things.
She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day
Apparently something bob said made her laugh.
She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. Itās too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho Iām legit behind this chick
He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.
She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS
Sheās literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.
Now sheās talking about her self. He doesnāt look that invested.
āwell some people are bitchyā -bob
Lady does not have a drink. I donāt think she planned on being here this long.
Bob is again talking about himself ššššš no one cares bob.
Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.
Heās talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR
āPromiscuousness leads to diseaseā -Bob again.
Iām done with my hot chocolate and I donāt know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.
She adjusted her chair so sheās further away
SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think sheās headed to the bathroom.
I canāt leave! But heās doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?
Iām trying to figure out what heās saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.
I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.
Ok sheās coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.
Heās talking about his students again.
She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like āI was talkingā and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.
ābut this is why this democracy is at its purest.ā Wtf Bob that doesnāt make sense
Theyāre talking so quietly now I canāt hear them.
āI should have said this a long time ago. But I canāt get anyone to love meā -Bob what the fuck.
āI feel like Iām projecting my self onto youā -bob once again
Sheās leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!
HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
*pocket. But still.
HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG
OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE
āHey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. Iām leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?ā
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fuck you bobert
this was a JOURNEY from start to finish
Things will work out when they work out. If they donāt work out the way you intend, donāt fret. It is probably a reminder that something needs change or attention. Itās another experience under your belt. Itās another lesson learned. Even the best fall down sometimesā¦donāt be so hard on yourself. Please donāt be so hard on yourself.
A quick reminder to self and everyone else out there even though I probably have such a hard time with this. Breathe. You are doing your best.
All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.
Edgar Allan Poe (via wordsnquotes)
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Why this is so me
Iām healing, healing from the broken heart I never understood, from the jump my chest made at the mention of your name, the longing late night prose and grasping at the tiles of my bathroom floor. Iām healing, we spend our entire lives doing so. Iād never admit to loving you, maybe now I can. Maybe now I can read what you inspired without feeling the āalmostsā consume me. But my heart still hurts and my eyes still ache I donāt think thatās something you get over. I feel so much and I felt too much for you, you are a love packaged in with pain. Thank you, thank you for being a muse to my suffering and just that, thank you for being my suffering. I felt the depths of my heart and without that iād be unaware of how far to leap so thank you for taking me to the edge. Now I know iām able to do so without throwing myself off, thatās always the fear, I love heights a little bit too much. You were my cliff, my god I loved you. I jumped day after day until It broke down all I had left to catch me, still hoping one day it would be you
beforeāyou-goĀ (via wordsnquotes)
Constantly reminding myself each day that I am good enough. That the universe shining on me is all the validation I need.
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