Let us begin.

This once started out as a BDSM blog and an account of my life with my submissive. Now the little one has grown up and moved on, but this page remains. Lot's of nerdery, style, pictures of baby animals, and assort miscellany that amuses me. Say hi, ask questions, don't feel shy. This blog contains awesome "adult" content. If you're under 18 then shoo. Come back when society won't frown at me for showing you dirty pictures.

[pdlcomics]

better

[firefox-official]

Give me a few reasons to switch to firefox and ill do it

1. i have a gun

[nuckgirl16]

Anger as Texas attorney general declares Pride Week ‘illegal’

‘The Texas Legislature has made it clear that when it comes to sex education, parents – not school districts – are in charge,’ writes Ken Pa

Fuck Texas

[anarchistmemedistro]

[shambling-under-moonlight]

Be gay do crime

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[leftpanty]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR AD TO DATE

[ingridverse]

You should NOT BE DATING A THREE-MONTH OLD, let alone being engaged to him

[anxietyproblem]

[dominant-edge]

Kinky Questions

1. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?

3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?

5. What’s your favourite sex position?

6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

7. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?

8. What’s your darkest fantasy?

9. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?

10. What are your hard limits?

11. How often do you masturbate generally?

12. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

13. People who like cock- where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?

14. What’s your opinion on anal?

15. Women - can you squirt?

16. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

17. Are you vocal during sex?

18. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?

19. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?

20. What are your favourite parts/features on the gender you’re attracted to?

21. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

22. What are your erogenous zones?

23. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

24. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

25. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

26. What are your favourite dirty names to call and be called during sex?

27. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?

28. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

29. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?

30. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?

31. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

32. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?

33. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?

34. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

35. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

36. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

37. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[freakshows199]

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

[girafflames]

WAGHGHHHH

[mynameismisterj]

Mood

[streetsamurai]

[fukuroladdie]

Artist duo Sun Yuan & Peng Yu 

Can’t Help Myself (2016) 

[cumpriest]

In this work commissioned for the Guggenheim Museum, Sun Yuan & Peng Yu employ an industrial robot, visual-recognition sensors, and software systems to examine our increasingly automated global reality, one in which territories are controlled mechanically and the relationship between people and machines is rapidly changing. Placed behind clear acrylic walls, their robot has one specific duty, to contain a viscous, deep-red liquid within a predetermined area. When the sensors detect that the fluid has strayed too far, the arm frenetically shovels it back into place, leaving smudges on the ground and splashes on the surrounding walls. The idea to use a robot came from the artists’ initial wish to test what could possibly replace an artist’s will in making a work and how could they do so with a machine. They modified a robotic arm, one often seen on production lines such as those in car manufacturing, by installing a custom-designed shovel to its front. Collaborating with two robotics engineers, Sun Yuan & Peng Yu designed a series of thirty-two movements for machine to perform. Their names for these movements, such as “scratch an itch,” “bow and shake,” and “ass shake,” reflect the artists’ intention to animate a machine. Observed from the cage-like acrylic partitions that isolate it in the gallery space, the machine seems to acquire consciousness and metamorphose into a life-form that has been captured and confined in the space. At the same time, for viewers the potentially eerie satisfaction of watching the robot’s continuous action elicits a sense of voyeurism and excitement, as opposed to thrills or suspense. In this case, who is more vulnerable: the human who built the machine or the machine who is controlled by a human? Sun Yuan & Peng Yu are known for using dark humor to address contentious topics, and the robot’s endless, repetitive dance presents an absurd, Sisyphean view of contemporary issues surrounding migration and sovereignty. However, the bloodstain-like marks that accumulate around it evoke the violence that results from surveilling and guarding border zones. Such visceral associations call attention to the consequences of authoritarianism guided by certain political agendas that seek to draw more borders between places and cultures and to the increasing use of technology to monitor our environment. 

[dojan-dog]

me when i spill my cranberrry juice whoopsie

[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The end of this post punched me in the face but you’re not wrong

[iris-jaxx665]

According to the percentage of your battery, ask me a question!

 1%: How old are you? 

 2%: Do you have a significant other?  

3%: Where do you live? 

 4%: Are you romantically interested in anyone? 

 5%: Do you like me? 

 6%: Are we friends?  

7%: • free question •  

8%: What is your favorite color?  

9%: Do you love me?  

10%: If you could bring back one person from death, who would it be?  

11%: Do you speak more than one language?  

12%: What is your favorite food?  

13%: What is a place you would like to travel to? 

14%: Have you ever been in love?  

15%: How many ex’s have you had? 

16%: What is your favorite cold drink?  

17%: • free question • 

18%: What am I to you? 

19%: Favorite season?  

20%: Do you smoke? 

 21%: What would make you break up with someone?  

22%: What would someone have to do to date you? 

 23%: Would you date me?  

24%: Do you do drugs?  

25%: Do you drink alcohol?  

26%: Do you like flirting?  

27%: • free question • 

28%: What is your sexuality? 

 29%: How many siblings do you have?  

30%: What do you like about me? 

31%: What don’t you like about me? 

 32%: When was the last time you were in a relationship?  

33%: Do you have a best friend? 

34%: Do you get embarrassed easily?  

35%: Do you have any mental illnesses?  

36%: Are you petty?  

37%: • free question • 

38%: Favorite movie?  

39%: Do you think you’re a good person?  

40%: Would you kiss me? 

41%: Do you have a best memory of us? 

 42%: Would you write me a handwritten letter?  

43%: Would you take a photo with me? 

44%: Do you have any regrets?  

45%: Do you lie often?  

46%: Are you easily jealous?  

47%: • free question •  

48%: What social media app do you use the most?  

49%: Would you give me a hug? 

50%: What is your favorite desert?  

51%: Would you have a coffee date with me?  

52%: Have you ever liked me romantically?  

53%: Would you kiss me?  

54%: Do you want to get married?  

55%: Do you want children?  

56%: Name of your best friend?  

57%: • free question •  

58%: Have you ever cheated on someone?  

59%: Have you ever been in a physical fight?  

60%: Who is the person you love the most?  

61%: Do you have nightmares?  

62%: How are you feeling right now?  

63%: Can i message you?  

64%: Would you ever meet me?  

65%: Do you work out?  

66%: How do you feel about your exes?

67%: • free question •  

68%: Are you happy?  

69%: What is your favorite dessert?  

70%: What is your favorite animal?  

71%: Have you cried lately?  

72%: Are you working?  

73%: What is your biggest dream?  

74%: Are you in love?  

75%: What is your age dating range?  

76%: Have you ever been disappointed in  yourself?

77%: • free question • 

78%: What is your favorite holiday?  

79%: Who do you talk to the most?  

80%: Would you die for someone?  

81%: When you are jealous, do you show it?  

82%: Are you toxic?  

83%: Do you consider yourself a perverted person?  

84%: Would you go back to your ex?  

85%: What is your dream job?  

86%: Do you think i’m a nice person? 

 87%: • free question • 

 88%: Do you love me ..? 

89%: Do you consider yourself attractive?  

90%: Do you think you’re important?  

91%: What would you plan for us if we hung out for a day?  

92%: Are you friends with like-minded or opposite-minded people?  

93%: What do you watch on Netflix?  

94%: Are you a social butterfly?  

95%: Do you like your life as it is?  

96%: What would make your life better?  

97%: • free question •  

98%: Am i important to you?  

99%: Favorite summer time event?  

100%: Would you forgive someone who lied to you?

[cipheramnesia]

I'm just out here living my worst life, trying to be my least authentic self.

[facelessoldgargoyle]

humblebrag

[cipheramnesia]

it’s not humble

[lsseymiyake]

“Listening to the signs”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[colby-jac-cheese]

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

[radicalgraff]

“Help the elderly and vulnerable, be nice to workers, don’t snitch on shoplifters, solidarity!“ 

Seen in London

[fedswatching]

[acidebubblegum]

Me tho

[sadgrl]