The Canadian Ex-Pirate

Professional consoomer and time waster • My dream is to be funny

[kosmogrl]

[rswitz]

some three-point perspective practice disguised as an abstract cubism art piece. made with GIMP

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[grymmoires]

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[lilkakow]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

[zitongzi]

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

[prettyflyforajedi]

Popular leftist voice: Every single right-wing person is literally so ugly and chopped, let me point out their exact features and how they're ugly. Having bad thoughts literally ages you. Good People are always hot and sexy and have kind countenances.

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[fleshadept]

editing has been disabled on martin scorsese's wikipedia page

[schecoperez]

[arcadecutie]

Visit Original Link

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[srpelo-deactivated20181203]

You get close to read The Attractions Sign

[sunthetika]

this website is so weird

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[icantescapethishellsite]

[vunnbunn]

made a comic

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[frankencain]

very important addition (via @growingsad)

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space