You ever spend $4000 on a sock?

Ambiguously Gay. Good news I'm a man now. I'm gonna get an anime tattoo and theres nothing Rinacath can do about it

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[utopians]

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

[d94hxc]

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

[utopians]

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

[etchif]

Love this image. pfört

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - you have hypothermia

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[plastic-eye]

Idk if people have already gotten over this but I kept forgetting to draw my own version of Elli at the Oscars.

A family member kept telling me how they wanted to see her with an award so I drew what was requested

Plus her on the stage.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

[mizuribbons]

HERE COME DA LADLE ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

i love how The Slavic Man I Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me has each word capitalized. it's a title

[valtsv]

i wish i had a dick so i could experience erectile dysfunction

[valtsv]

how it feels when i remember that i'll never be able to get so drunk or sick or sad that my dick stops working

[tallglassofsoup]

I love this website

[depsidase]