Oh My God!

"No, I'm Castiel" Black Lives Matter

[mynameisreallysammi]

Me reading fanfiction.

Fluff: no serious reaction a few "awe" and "cuuute" thats it.

Angst: "EXCUSE ME YOU CANT DO THIS." and "oh, no, dont...DO IT."

Casual: I read these fast no reaction

Hint of Smut: I pause "nice"

Mild smut: "oh, well" pause "thats definitely new. I dont like this..i cant like this...i shouldnt like this..oh no..i like it" (Example: supernatural wing kink castiel.)

Smutty smut: pause, deep breathes, a few innocent giggles, maybe drink some water because lets face it im thirsty. "Oh im going to hell. Oh thats...im fucked up-" laughing "so messed up." Continues to read 20 more chapters.

[morbid-mary]

I’m not even sorry I had to

[kateski2]

Sam: so cas are you up for a hunt or are you planning to sit this one out, again.

Cas: I-I can’t I’m no good without my grace. I can’t help I’m useless.

Dean, walking into room: Good old Sastiel drama, amiright?

Cas and Sam: What do you think that means?

Dean: Cas being sassy!

Sam, whispering under his breath: you poor innocent soul.

[mynameisreallysammi]

Sam, remembering a vine he saw: hi welcome to chillies

Sam, hearing loud footsteps regretting his decision:...

Dean, looking at castiel and sam: LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKENS

Dean: STOP KINK SHAMING ME.

Dean, whispering to the left: KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK

also dean: AHHHH

Castiel whispering to sam: I'm not exactly sure what's going on here but I'm scared.

[shitpostpriest]

you are what you yeet

[ottermatopoeia]

this bitch empty :(

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[ssjdebusk]

The Hangover: Dean and Cas are getting married tomorrow and Sam offers to throw them an impromptu Bachelor Party. That’s where the night gets a little fuzzy and snapchats become the only clues as to what happened that night. (snapchat epilogue)

[actualsupernaturaltrash]

Rowena: Remember one time i liked you?

Crowley: no.

Rowena: Good cause never happened.

[destiels-guardian-angel]

Cas: Dean texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.

Sam: And?

Cas: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

[completelycorrect-spnquotes]

Dean, being attacked by a hellhound: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG, BITCH!

Crowley: It don’t bite.

Dean: YES IT DO GET YOUR FUCKIN–

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Lucifer: Look what I can do! *Does a handstand*

Sam: But... What does that have to do with anything—

Gabriel: No, no. He's got a point.

[mynameisreallysammi]

Just a pleasant reminder on how beautiful misha is. You're welcome :)

[bluefirecas]

Hey guys.

Full disclosure.

I’m in love with Misha Collins.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW

[holy-fucking-damn-shit]

FUCKING SAME!!!

I CAN’T HELP YOU

[bluefirecas]

WELL THAT WASN’T VERY HELPFUL

[holy-fucking-damn-shit]

Ugh I’m sorry but when he’s all like:

I instantly feel the need to just

[bluefirecas]

Seriously HOW DARE YOU

[4evamc]

@thatsnotwhoifuckingam has killed me yesterday with this pic.My lifeless remains are still drooling because mental capacities shortcircuited😂

[mynameisreallysammi]

Y'all omg look at this bouncy baby boy! Ugh who hasn't fallen in love with him at this point?

[greenappleeyes]

Masterlist

Series

Secret Lives: Castiel x Reader (complete)

Part 1,Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Is Love Enough?: Castiel x Reader (complete)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 3.5, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6-Angst, Part 6- Fluff

Undisclosed Desires: Castiel x Reader (complete)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6,

Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12

Love Bites- Au Castiel x Reader

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

When You Go- Misha x Reader (complete)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

Blessing in Disguise- AU Misha x Reader (complete)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 

Endverse!Cas AU Snapshots

White Wedding, Flexibility, First of May Meet The Parents

According to you- Misha x Reader

Love to Hate You- Castiel x Reader, Lucifer/Casifer x Reader

Oneshots

Misha Collins

It Can’t Wait

Confidence

Hallelujah

Nightmare

Castiel

Yes, Father

Breathtaking Certainty

Beautiful

Make a Wish, Castiel

Need

Worth

Stronger Bonds

He just Knew

Photography by Castiel

Phone Calls

You Don’t Need Makeup

Bad Girlfriend

Only You

Pieces

The Demons Within

Dreams vs. Reality

Fingers

[twolouser]

Cas and Dean: *reach for burger at the same time* *hands touch* *look into each others eyes* *this magic moment plays* *rose petals fall from the sky* 

Sam and Gabriel: *reach for burger at the same time* *hands touch*

Gabriel: Get the fuck off my McDonald’s.

[ohmysupernatural]

/ x /

[hankypranky]

dimples Dimples DIMPLES OH MY, JUST LOOK AT HIM