the always sunny podcast nº31
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.

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the always sunny podcast nº31
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Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.
"yeah this is a totally platonic rivalry" you are literally doing this
This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.
Aircraft Mechanic (angry): Hey! You're trying to fuck my wife!
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It’s Kiss Day in Japan today, apparently.
Megan Fox, ‘08
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AU where Bruce Wayne becomes the mayor of Gotham because, while it's well known that he has the brains of a golden retriever, and the sort of golden retriever that you end up taking to the emergency vet because he gleefully ate a rock, all the other candidates were worse—don't say it isn't possible, this is Gotham.
And, to everyone's utter astonishment, it kind of works. Because he's stupid. Because someone points out something that's not working—there's a park on Fortieth Street that got closed down because of broken glass, for example—and instead of understanding the system, which mostly says, "So sad, but we can't do anything about that," he starts talking about it.
"We should clean that up and reopen it." Very nice thought, Mayor Wayne, but the budget isn't there. "Well, we subtract money from here and move it over here." That's the police department, Mayor Wayne, we can't do that. "It's just a little bit, they'll never miss it, and anyway, if teens have somewhere to shoot hoops—do kids say that these days, shoot hoops?—they won't break anyone's windows and the police will have less trouble anyway." Mayor Wayne, that's just one stop from the Narrows, the young men in question are more likely shooting rival gangs, and anyway, cars coming by will throw glass there anyway.
For a bare moment, Mayor Wayne suddenly seems—sharp. Knife sharp. "Kids."
"What?" the city council member says, startled.
"If they are fifteen and sixteen and seventeen, they are children."
"I think the police that they take shots at would disagree, sir."
"We'll look at that next."
It really shouldn't seem like a threat, and yet.
Back to vacuous. "We can build a fence," Brucie Wayne says, "to make it harder to throw bottles into the park. Not too big, we don't want it to be forbidding, but just enough to stop it from looking like a target. And put more trash cans in, recycle too—there weren't trash cans to start with? Well, there's your problem!" He beams, as if he's solved something. "We can put together a community initiative to keep it cleaned, maybe have the Parks people bring some snacks or things for everyone who participates. Make a party out of it! And if we're transferring more money, which we'll have to, we might as well renovate it too. New paint on the things that are still within code, new equipment with new materials for the stuff that isn't, and we might as well put some things for the older kids—we can hire someone to draw up a proposal, I don't know what kids do these days but it has to be more than just one basketball hoop with out a net. Tiddlywinks?" For an instant, it looks like his eyes might cross from that lone, bouncing neuron being stuck in a corner, which entirely distracts the council member from the fact that Brucie Wayne is too young for tiddlywinks also. "And some sun protection and trees, that'd be nice too, don't you think. We can do it! This is Gotham, it's the City of Opportunity. John, it's been lovely talking to you, but I had a peek at your calendar and I think you've got something at twelve—unless you can think of more stuff to spend money on?"
John cannot.
Six months later, the local gangs claim that the fucking Bat came out of retirement to tell them that Willow Park (it still doesn't have any willows, but it has saplings that may at least become trees) is neutral territory, on pain of pain. The truce seems to be holding. There is new equipment, new paint, a new cleanup day, and new foliage.
Bruce Wayne's closest confidants are hopeful, but weirded out by the fact that he seems to be smiling—not Brucie smiling, but actual smiling.
Batman is having the time of his life.
ID: Two tweets.
miguel's @/itshemiii: i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them
yazo @/yaznotyazzz: mr softee charging $10 for a cone. help @/NYCMayor. End ID]
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
I think the whole ‘Uncle Sokka’ aspect of any Katara ship is great. But baby jerkbenders.
8I bringing it back cos Uncle Sokka and baby jerkbenders. …(these are zuko and katara’s kids, if you haven’t gotten the memo yet)
Fanart for Tempest in a Teacup, a Zutara AU in which Katara is captured in a fire nation raid and raised under Iroh (and becomes childhood friends with Zuko). For Zutara week :)
Beautiful.
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horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.
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